England, Scotland and Wales are not sovereign nations. 

I have to admit... I never actually finished the first Red Dead Redemption, I just spent about 40 hours playing poker.

I have to admit... I never actually finished the first Red Dead Redemption, I just spent about 40 hours playing poker.

What kind of person doesn’t like Elf?

So... it’s another generic movie about internet memes, with Wreck-it Ralph shoe-horned in for no reason?  I mean, the original Wreck-it Ralph movie had an actual story to tell, but I don’t really see the point of this.  Is there any reason it needed those particular characters, or are they just there to attract…

I’m done with Star Trek since it went all in on the mirror universe garbage. Why don’t more people hate the fucking mirror universe!? What is wrong with you all?

Never has the phrase “Storm in a teacup” been more appropriate.

These inbred morons won’t do shit.

The only reason there is an age restriction on voting is because people under 18 are considered to lack the experience and maturity. So, if we’re going to discriminate against a large segment of the population and declare them unfit to vote on those grounds, we might as well do it based on, say, level of education…

If this isn’t an adaptation of an actual Discworld novel then... what is the point, exactly?

These old visions of the future sure did involve a lot of housewives.

Oh dear, the standard rookie mistake of confusing scale with epicness. It sounds tedious already. Hopefully it won’t be even more yawn-inducing than the battle of five hours armies that Peter Jackson subjected us to.

Wiping out the Lib Dems, about the most inoffensive 3rd party one could hope for, was one of the dumbest things the UK electorate ever did. Now we have a choice between ransoming the country to Ulster unionists or Scottish nationalists.

Somewhere between a second and a millennium from now, you will die.

I wish someone would make a gif of that scene in Red Dwarf, season V, “Back to Reality”, where Rimmer is going “Yes yes yes” and Timothy Spall is going “No no no...” 

The biggest issue for me here is that “golf spikes” are a thing.  Why does such a fat old grandad sport need specialised footwear?

So, when is America going to get round to abolishing the medieval notion of lifetime appointments and institute term limits in the SCOTUS?

I’m just saying she should have done some better research on US History to at least understand that the concept of a United States didn’t exist until the mid to late 18th Century.

You’re blinded by nostalgia. This is a massive visual improvement over the 80s version.

There are always some comments like this on any remake of an 80s cartoon, and they’re bizarre. Have you really forgotten how utterly shit 80s cartoons were? I made the mistake of re-watching Thundercats as an adult, and now it’s impossible to reconcile my nostalgia with how utterly retarded it was. This looks a…