England, Scotland and Wales are not sovereign nations. 

I have to admit... I never actually finished the first Red Dead Redemption, I just spent about 40 hours playing poker.

I have to admit... I never actually finished the first Red Dead Redemption, I just spent about 40 hours playing poker.

What kind of person doesn’t like Elf?

Never has the phrase “Storm in a teacup” been more appropriate.

These inbred morons won’t do shit.

The only reason there is an age restriction on voting is because people under 18 are considered to lack the experience and maturity. So, if we’re going to discriminate against a large segment of the population and declare them unfit to vote on those grounds, we might as well do it based on, say, level of education…

The biggest issue for me here is that “golf spikes” are a thing.  Why does such a fat old grandad sport need specialised footwear?

So, when is America going to get round to abolishing the medieval notion of lifetime appointments and institute term limits in the SCOTUS?

I’m just saying she should have done some better research on US History to at least understand that the concept of a United States didn’t exist until the mid to late 18th Century.

This is really only a problem if you insist on paying attention to what the author has to say after finishing a book.  Learn to ignore it, and be happier.

Anyone who feels the need to ask “how does magic work, exactly?” should probably give up reading fantasy. I mean, not just “how does magic work”, but, “exactly”. Take all the wonder and mystery out of it, why don’t you?  Science fiction is the next shelf over.

Well, I sure am surprised that things didn’t work out with their previous black nanny.

I can’t help but feel that, instead of advising people on how to preserve a snapchat streak, this space would be better spent on advising people not to become so invested in something so utterly, mind-bogglingly trivial.

User reviews are pretty worthless anyway.  

They’re not represented equally, though. 

Win enough prizes to justify being a pro, or shut the fuck up and get a proper job and stop expecting to make a living playing a children’s card game.

No, it should be thrown out regardless of who wins, dickhead.

It’s a shit voting system that treats votes unequally. 

Bad analogy.