I’ve blown myself off a cliff while mining MANY times. Also, once I was killed by a keese.

Ah, wizard chess, a game invented by and for people who don’t play chess. If Ron was a real chess player, he’d use a plain, non-distracting staunton set. Pieces that fight each other and shit is a gimmick for casuals (see: Battle Chess and other such nonsense).

I generally play Paladins, because for some reason when I sit down to roleplay I turn into a goodie-two-shoes (basically, the opposite of everyone else). I’ve had some bad DMs in the past who seem to think that their job is to make a paladin fall, usually by contrived and retarded means that don’t even make sense -…

I don’t care about losing fancy weapons. The reason it is such a shitty mechanic is that you have to go into your inventory every five fucking minutes and select a new weapon. And you have to keep on picking up weapons long after the point where new weapons have ceased to be exciting or interesting. Frankly, I…

I’m pretty sure pre-nups aren’t legally binding on matters of child custody or support. As for money, as a former first lady she has a thousand ways to become independently wealthy if she isn’t already.

Fuck mutliplayer-only games. Fuck EA. Fuck Bioware.

Is Civ VI less boring than Civ V? I used to like Civ games back in the day, but V really put me to sleep.

Is Civ VI less boring than Civ V? I used to like Civ games back in the day, but V really put me to sleep.

I think this teacher needs to learn proper capitalization rules.

Goblin Fights In D&D Are The Worst

It seems to me that if your government will shut down unless the opposition party votes for a bill proposed by a shitty governing party, then you just have a badly designed government.

I’m pretty sure I read about this months ago. There’s a New Scientist article about the same dolphin from May 2017:

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Melania doesn’t know what a dinosaur is. She’s like a doll, an empty shell, devoid of all wit.

Ah, the Matrix. Too bad they never made any sequels.

Keep enjoying that FREEDOM, America...

Garnish to what you want, maybe.

Is “reaching towards his waistband” now America’s leading cause of death?

I have four sisters, so I assume this is why my Dad’s bathroom is overflowing with shampoo even though he’s as bald as an egg.

The Y-Wing is the Fairey Swordfish of Star Wars. Obsolete before the war began, slow as hell, yet somehow one of the most successful Allied aircraft of the war.

You didn’t need more than 30 mins.