If we’re making WWII aircraft to Star Wars ship comparisons, the Y-Wing is totally the Fairey Swordfish.

The sad part is, he actually does believe all his other characteristics are desirable too, he just rates wealth above everything.

I always skip the weather. Not for any political reasons - I just don’t want to listen to shitty indie bands.

Breath of Fire Ryu should be higher.

80-year-old me: Work harder!

Haven’t played an AC game in a long time, but I see they’re now on the stupid JRPG bandwagon of having little numbers pop out whenever you hit something. God I hate games that do that.

I wish I had more nightmares. Mostly I just have boring dreams about not being able to find something at the supermarket. Nightmares are a highlight. The ones about being in the water with giant sharks all around me are the best. I also had one where I was shot and was bleeding out and was convinced I was dead. Good…

A pity it’s too late for those dollars to be spent on your education.

Every time I see stupid shit like this, my high horse gets higher. I can hardly see the ground anymore. You all look like ants to me.

Except you don’t see that in Europe, because healthcare isn’t rationed by bureaucrats anywhere except Republican propaganda.

Are these supposed to be in order? I assumed they weren’t, because Jurassic Park is an order of magnitude better than anything else on this list.

Have there really been so few decent sci-fi movies in the last 35 years? Most of these are crap.

So, what you’re saying is, not enough actors are typecast. I somewhat agree. Imagine what it would be like if William Shatner was in everything for the last 50 years?

They should build a citadel.

I’m pretty sure this doesn’t work. I’ve been working on an indie game for over a year now, and my main method of procrastination is to sit around imagining all the money I’ll make on Steam. I spend more time imagining having made the game than I do actually making it.

Adding almost anything makes Whiskey taste better. It tastes even better if you forget to add the Whiskey.

I don’t believe you, but if you did, you must have been the 90s worst gamer. If 90s Sonic games had any flaw, it’s that they were way too easy compared to pretty much everything else at the time. I can’t fathom that anyone alive back then could suck at a Sonic game like you’re claiming to. Unless you sucked at all…

Said nobody who ever played a sonic game in the 90s.

Where does the $10,000 for this nonsense come from?

You can still birth a British monarch, so long as you don’t mind marrying someone a bit further down the line of succession and doing some serious Lady MacBething.