I know, right? Do they really think anyone reading this site would genuinely wonder whether a Maroon 5 album is worth listening to?

She's not just anti-porn… she's saying anyone who watches it is, de facto, a child molester/pedophile.

She wouldn't be an asshole, she'd be a smart lady who hated this weird stalker guy.

Oooh, I love that song. Otherwise excellent lyrics, but yes, there's something a bit off about that particular line.

For me, she's 50/50. Decent songs here and there, but definitely some clunkers.

It's still a shitty song with shitty lyrics, even if it is supposed to be sad.

Yeah, but they had been pissing on Dexter since, I dunno, season five? I had low, low expectations. Don't get me wrong. It sucked HARD. But at least it didn't end with Deb, Dexter, murderous hot lady what's-her-face, Dexter's son, Quinn and Ghost Harry sitting around a table enjoying dinner!

The Dexter finale was FAR more entertaining/batshit. This was just boring by the end. There were some trainwreck moments, but meh.

That's true — how the hell can she read his thoughts now? Did they explain that?

I thought that Sookie is unable to hear vampire thoughts?

I preferred the batshit stupid of the Dexter finale to the snoozeworthy yawnfest that was this True Blood finale. But they definitely both sucked.

Yeah, BRB, off to hook up with a faceless rando and then feast outdoors with 30 of my closest townie friends!

I like to think the actor got cast for the role, remembered it was shitty ole True Blood, and insisted on signing a no-facial-shots clause, kinda like Woll's no-nudity clause.

They retconned it — you guys didn't know Bill had a descendent named Will who looks just like Bill, only with a beard?

Yeah, that seemed like a fucking weird note to end on, after the sappiness of the rest of the episode.

Ugh, seriously SINFULLY BORING. Makes me thankful Dexter's writers really sent off their shitty show with a bang (and an ax). Go batshit crazy or go home. Thankfully, this bitch is OVER.

Yes… I felt the darkness of depression from an incredibly young age. I remember being a dark, depressed kid feeling like I was completely alone in the world — no one talks to kids about these types of disorders. It wasn't until I got older that I could put a name to it, and it wasn't until I was in college that I got…

Just goes to show you that depression is a bitch — it doesn't care whether you're a talented, successful human being. :(

As with "Dexter," I'm committed to hate-watching this trainwreck to the bitter end. It's definitely AWFUL all-around, but there is something compelling about how awful it is, without meaning to be.

(Uh, note my last line!) I agree with you. I don't think the author meant to be an ass, but yeah, that's totally how it comes across.