Too many malls are awful and cannot compare to the joys of shopping online. No people, no lines and sometimes free return shipping.

Can I cat brag for a minute? My beloved baby passed away in October after 14 years of being the best. She never saved me from a direct threat but:

Actually, on that note, there’s a web comic geared towards Marines called “Terminal Lance,” that shows up on my news feed (not a Marine, just have a few acquaintances who are/were). One commentor posted “So when will they [the victims] be punished for taking nudes?”

Thankfully, the guy who does the comic replied with…

When this story first broke, my dad kept insisting that all of these women were sending naked pictures to fellow Marines and they got leaked. “You’d think they’d learn,” he said. “If you send a naked picture to a guy, there’s no way that’s going to remain private.”

I love him so much.

I’ve been saying for a couple years now that Marvel Studios should give the JOHN WICK team a BLACK WIDOW film. Looks like Charlize Theron had the same idea.

So this is the Black Widow movie that Marvel can’t be bothered to make?

Oh, he is.

A few years before Postcards From the Edge, Shirley appeared on the Oprah show, and I was fortunate enough to get tickets for it. The show was about one of Shirley’s books, Out on a Limb, that had been made into a mini-series, IIRC. After the show, Shirley graciously met the audience and signed autographs, too…

Jesus H. Christ, she’s 82 years old. You’re not going to have to put up with her much longer so fucking chill.

So, who should we really be mad at? The smooth-spoken presidents who’ve served and failed to address those issues, since that speech? Or the giant pussy-grabbing moron who’s just now beginning his first Monday since landing the job on Friday?

Thank you for this, I sometimes feel alone when people go on and on about how musically talented he is. He is not. He is just kind of a good producer of a few songs. that is ALL he is.

He doesn’t play a single instrument and he can’t sing. I don’t get where people got the idea that he has any musical talent.

my literal face in response to my own “racist” comment.

LET ME ALARM ALL OF YOU: I TOO AM BLACK.

I feel like people are forgetting that all her songs are written by other people. She didn’t write “Love Drought,” someone else did. Everything Beyonce does is carefully worked out ahead of time. It’s not like she’s an idiot, but she’s not the genius everyone give her credit for being.

Beyonce has been brilliant in that she’s a canvass people can project their best vision onto. Up until this past year, she’s been a rather benign performer who, regardless of how one reveres her ability in that regard, has gone out of her way to keep herself as publically blank as possible. There was a period where…

the two of them are made for each other because they are both talentless and pathetic!”

I don’t remote believe the Beyoncé gossip, mostly because I don’t believe Beyoncé ever stoops to full on fighting with her enemies. I would believe that Kim called Beyoncé and Beyoncé said nice-sounding things to her, and then Kim got off the phone and realized every last word Bey said to her was absolute shade.