My grandfather (who was polish) used to say “What do you call someone who’s black and blue and lies in the gutter?” “The next asshole who tells a pollock joke”

I’m surprised they didn’t arrest the guy who recorded this for “interfering with an investigation”.

LOL, fair point.

Holy Cow, how tone deaf does an administration have to be to send this guy to the Netherlands? Who wouldn’t have seen this coming?

If you do the “dry and grind” thing and you use a spice grinder (i.e. blade coffee grinder) that you are really careful when you pull the thing open. It will turn your ground peppers into napalm for your nose and eyes. If you’ve ever been curious about getting pepper sprayed, this is how you find out. Incredibly…

ditto, except that we put in a dog door. They go in and out whenever they want. Mostly out when they see something out the window that needs to be barked at (but not until they’ve barked at the window for a while, of course).

I wonder how worked up they’d get at me for remote starting my truck in the summer to get the A/C working instead of climbing into the hotbox created by a Georgia summer.

CNN posted a pretty good video about this a few years ago:

This is an odd #corrections, but isn’t it “by and large”?

You should expand your options when choosing where to connect. Lately, I’ve been having problems with PIA. I normally push 100Mbps on my connection but sometimes I’ll notice my Ring doorbell stops activating from my computer. I check my internet speed and I’m down to just over 1Mb. I disconnect and re-connect and…

You should expand your options when choosing where to connect. Lately, I’ve been having problems with PIA. I…

For business travel, I make a $2 bill pad to keep in my laptop bag. Fits perfectly in one of the little pockets and is extremely useful for all the times you forgot or don’t have small bills. A pad of 50 bills is a good size and lasts quite a while since I rarely use it.

If my wife wasn’t allergic to pine trees, we’d have a real one. Oh well.

+1 from a fellow yankee

What are the chances the Secretary of State would end up not certifying the election and/or that the two he mentioned (provisional and military) could change the count? Can you imagine, after all this, what would happen if the vote was rejected or the outcome changed?

I’m surprised Dan Lewis’ “Now I know” didn’t get a mention. That’s a great daily email.

Or, she’s just the first woman in the organization to come forward. I’m guessing this is pretty common behavior there and the bullshit “These are very serious and disturbing allegations that we were made aware of today.” kind of comments are just lawyering up. They know this stuff is going on, they just put more…

Surprised you didn’t cover the required side dish (if you’re going spicy). Raita (the Indian version of Tzatziki) is an awesome sauce, great for cooling your mouth off when you’re adventuring into the spicy zone.

ha! I actually lol’d :)

as long as it’s black, wrapped in crinkly paper and delivered with “ride of the valkyries” subtly playing in the background.

ok, cool. I was under the (mistaken) impression they were choosing which apps to let run there.