Yeah, the down side of a walled garden.

I’m hoping to see Waze in CarPlay (but not holding my breath)

Meh, everybody knows the kids like the box more than the toy anyway.

I imagine your response (which I’m not disputing) points out how difficult it will be to get rid of inappropriate behavior (and I’m pointing at more mild inappropriate vs patting someone on the bottom or something). A “southern gentleman” would see it as being completely appropriate to step in and do something like…

I have a question. This happened to a co-worker many years ago. We had a woman working in the office temporarily (we did computer hardware field support). She had a monitor call, to replace a failing one. At the time, they weighed about 75lbs. One of the guys in the office said “here, I’ll get that for you little…

In other news, Crunchy peanut butter scientifically proven to be better than creamy.

My wife just complained about having tons of monsters in her office.

I’m pretty sure my wife ghost wrote this article. Also, she’s wrong.

“it’s just that we question the cleanliness of white people’s kitchens.”

Ha, just realized how perfect the Kiss lyrics are:

Yeah, plus Beths call all the time, and you can hear it

I like it, it’s easy to remember when you have to go pay your registration.

I see hand written “tag applied for” on the back of cars nearly every day. To be fair, I’ve never seen one on a $285,000 car, have to take two or three zero’s off that number.

Depends entirely on whether the cop who was shot is brown.

obviously

Or you could go to HR? Assuming your company is big enough to have a decent HR, they should be able to help with that.

Because then we’d all be autistic? Oh wait, hasn’t science debunked that?

Video deserves a video, hopefully it actually starts at 00:38

This is for all the people who say “I want the latest thing....NOOO, you changed something!!!” Just get over it, that’s how the phone looks.

My personal favorite is Wolfram Alpha. You can type “1 plus two plus three” and it figures it out: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1+plus+two+plus+three