I wonder if they taste like Lobster?

Not everyone here hates your comment

try the wings “naked and hot” if you’re ok with a little heat. “naked” means no breading and hot, you can figure out for yourself. :)

When I read that it said “I feel like...” that was it for me.  Clearly gathering text from the internet.

The whole Half Life franchise, man I loved that game.

The whole Half Life franchise, man I loved that game.

Dr Bronners Peppermint Castille soap.  Give your skin a breath mint (but not your eyes unless you’re really into a lot of pain, you be you)

Now I’m envisioning having to fill out a poop request form and having a quarterly 1 on 1 with mom to review my poops, did I stay on schedule, how often did I “miss the target”. :)

This is a moronic waste of money.  What kid is going to pop out a laptop or tablet and do homework on the way to/from school? 

It’s not actually a black hole, it’s a massive Dyson’s sphere.

Is there also a child named “weather” because True Chicago Stormi Weather seems like a legit funny set of kids names.

I realize that, I meant “getting sick” in a more general sense.  Catching a cold, the flu, etc. through touching dirty arm rests, belt buckles, stuff like that.

Definitely agree with that part of the discussion

I think most of the “I got sick” on planes is from touching stuff, then touching your face.  I don’t have a problem with no mask on the plane, though I’ll likely keep on on going through the terminal.

Or are they a bunch of Howard Wolowitz engineers who created the device and then spent months trying to come up with “legitimate” reasons for it, finally settling on pottery?

Wouldn’t it be funny (except really not) if this whole DDG thing turned out to be an NSA funded company and they’re just trying to get us all onto a platform they can monitor more closely. Kind of like the Crypto AG story.

In your comment, and in the article, there’s no mention of how quickly that form has to be filed.  Do you happen to know if there’s a specific deadline?  That makes it much easier to be clear about whether there was a violation.  If the law says “after” vs “1 day after” really makes a difference.

I bet one of the others is what happens when one or more of these guys is captured by the Russians and used as propaganda machines?  I’m guessing life won’t be as good for them as it is for Snowden.

My uncle once totaled a car avoiding a skunk in the road. Not because of the smell, he was such an animal lover he preferred totaling a car over killing a skunk. He also never watched nature shows if there was a risk of something like a lion hunting a gazelle or something. Oddly, he carried a gun and would have had no…

Yeah, this.  I always assume IT can see whatever activity has happened on my computer, but also that they have better things to do than scroll through my ssh sessions or see how many times I googled a kubernetes command or something.

Unless you’re so broke that just can’t afford your own computer, why would you use a work computer for anything personal at all? Just don’t. Assume 100% of what you do is being monitored and recorded (including capturing any passwords you type into your bank or whatever) and realize that the asset your using doesn’t…