What a dumb article! Kap is an unhappy employee. He dislikes his company (49ers), he didn’doesn’t trust bosses, & dislikes his job description (not necessarily the starter, definitely not a centerpiece).

And we will ignore that Kap has demanded to be traded and wants nothing to do with the 49ers? He put himself in a crappy position by letting it be known he wants to leave.

Bro, you are so stupid its unbelievable.

You’d hold it against him if he inherited it; you still hold it against him if he works for it. You’d hold it against him for going to an Ivy; you still hold it against him if he goes to affordable state U.

Love the new narrative that nobody who is successful does anything to deserve it. It’s not my shit writing that’s keeping me working at Gawker instead of with the big boys, it’s blind luck!

“The Lacob Sex Tape The Warriors Don’t Want You To See!”

not a warriors fan, this article is trash.

I don’t really want to shitbird on Lacob because he gave a couple of chest-thumping quotes to some journalists.

Explain to me why Duda wasn't charged with an error on that throw?

The ultimate cucks

Sorry if I wasn’t clear.

“as ‘slut shaming.’”

Reread my comment, because your first paragraph is saying exactly what I said.

If you cheat on your spouse (assuming that’s not part of your arrangement) that kind of deserves to be shamed, no?

Apparently I never had to make any deals with anemones.

You tilt onto one cheek, reach around back, wipe balls to ass, and then look at it between your legs. At that point, it should be centered to drop in the water. I swear, it’s like every stander in the world failed every physics/engineering class they ever took.

Wow, I have never ever stood while wiping. And I have also never ever touched anything in the toilet that I didn’t plan on touching. How much shit do you deposit that there’s a lot above the water line? Even the floaters are 98% submerged.

you think the heathens that read this site dine at restaurants nicer than chillis?

The superiority of the Deadspin concept results in better results no matter who is writing.

How fat are you that your ass hangs down almost to water level??