I know you’re joking, but the best analogue for Carmelo Anthony is Dominique Wilkins and it’s kind of uncanny.

This is what happens when you carry your baby fat into your 30's...

That was my read on it. Or she did know beforehand and just wanted to be onstage in the Oscars even if she is the butt of the joke.

Do you think maybe she didn’t understand what she signed up for until it was too late and that’s what that weird giggling was about?

I assumed that the silence was because she is so irrelevant that 90% of the crowd probably didn’t get the joke? You have to know that she’s been saying dumb shit to even get that he’s trolling. Somehow I don’t think most of the people in that room keep up with what Dionne is saying on Fox News.

Haha, screw that, put the caddy to work! He should be carrying around an extra pair of shoes and socks. Then he could roll up his pants, put on rain pants, dry off some, but be ready to hit his shot in the next 5 minutes. If there’s time, (there usually is) he could decide if he wants to put on dry socks and different…

The boat was initially carrying 10 women, but most of them chose drowning before meeting James Harrison

Mentioning The Heat is brave. You must be a life long fan.