This story doesn’t gross me out as much as the thought of a FROSTED bagel.

Can we just talk about soggy Izalea’s “not be an understatement” comment? What does this mean??

Bill Clinton is as devastatingly charming in person as he appears on TV. That’s all I got.

Word on the street is that J Lo. consulted Sheldon Cooper on creating an iron-clad relationship agreement.

You mean the way drivers get drivers licenses and kill other drivers and pedestrians with their cars? The way doctors get their medical licenses from the state they practice in and misdiagnose patients or perform surgery on patients leading to death? The way pharmacists get licensed by their state and write…