They were “swarming”? You do realize that you’re taking about human kids, not insects or animals, right?

The other truly horrifying thing was the “Oh, this happens in lots of families.” Who the hell do the Duggars hang out with?

While I read this I just kept thinking oh, we’re now extending “boys will be boys” to encompass child molesting? Good to know, cool.

Right? Normal sane people don’t have to put “safeguards” up to keep their teenage son from assaulting his sisters.

Also this “Josh was too curious about girls” statement really pisses me off.

Don’t push her. That will either lead to no threesome, or if things go badly, a threesome that ends in tears and will make your sex life even less active because she won’t trust you. Relationships go through ups and downs, talk to her about things you can do one on one that might spice things up, but accept that this…

Humiliation is not a healthy punishment tool no matter how good it makes you feel you fucking sociopath.

Please provide the statute that gives a 13 year old legal protection from her parents cutting her hair.

Kid: Does it again.

In what world is that reasonable? It is an act intended to humiliate someone. No one should intentionally humiliate their children. If you think this is reasonable discipline, I hope you aren’t responsible for any children.

Please describe scenarios (other than chewing gum in hair, which this obviously wasn’t) where drastically chopping off the kid’s hair in a garage might have been “perfectly reasonable”. Really, I’m fascinated to hear.

NO.

Thanks for the Boner Report.

I don’t want to make assumptions about what it is like to have a mastectomy. But I am imagining that if I had to have a mastectomy, even if I’ve come to terms with it and learned to accept my drastically changed body, seeing a bunch of attractive young women with their perfect breasts holding a coke can in my honor…

Stupid me, for having ptsd that flares up unexpectedly sometimes.

How is it stupid to stop a sexual encounter you don’t want? If you were up for it then something happened or you realized it wasn’t the right time/place/right at all/etc it’s smart to express that. I, personally, would be very happy if a partner told me they changed their mind instead of fucking them then having them…

ISIS bride honeymoon resort chic.

Isis bride honeymoon wear, huh? That’s soooo edgy and cool man. I just love making fun of young girls forcibly raped, impregnated, beaten, starved, killed. Lovely.

Wait, are you kidding? She was kidnapped by a crazy old guy. She had no idea how far she could go if she ran for it, and if she would survive that. Life isn’t an action movie. There’s a lot more to escaping abduction and false imprisonment than feasible physical logistics, and the possibility of failing and getting…

It is really insensitive and rude to be making this kind of joke in the article about woman who gone through hell, kidnapped, prisoned and then molested for almost a year. And please can we have one just one article about horrible tragedies, raping and killing happening to women without rude sarcastic jokes and gifs…