I’m now imagining a fart escaping out of the back of that thing with a sound like someone slowly letting the air out of a balloon and I can’t stop giggling. 

It’s an air vent to cut down on swamp ass? 

For anyone who wants to rewrite this as ‘violent protestors’, just remember that the driver was still alive when the cops showed up.

Wait... and he didn’t try to blame it on the driver?

Eh, it's just his lawyer doing the best he can to do his job. Chauvin didn't exactly give him much to work with.

That’ll happen when you execute a subdued man, across nine minutes, while a crowd of horrified onlookers (and the victim) begs you to stop.

A judge during a sentencing hearing can consider the evidence presented by the prosecution and defense only. The sentencing hearing is a separate hearing in which both sides present their argument for a sentence under state guidelines. The judge must sentence under these guidelines, thus the 10-15 year sentence due to…

It also says Chauvin may be more likely to be victimized in prison because he was convicted as a police officer, pointing to the fact that he is being segregated from the general prison population before his sentencing over safety concerns.

The memo cites Chauvin’s lack of previous criminal history

Christina Hendricks’ breasts must NEVER be questioned!

I need- No, the world needs, to hear Cartman do Freebird.

The national organisation of women have tried to bring this case to the supreme court at least twice before, both times being shot down by sexist opposition. Evidently its not that alien an issue to many feminists

Yes, I don’t agree with article, either in content or tone. I don’t think it matters who the party with standing is, as long as the goals align with ending discriminatory practices.

I actually tried to register when they showed up at our high school in the late ‘90s. They were like, “Oh, no, honey, girls don’t have to sign up,” and I basically said, “Look, if things are that bad that we’re having a freaking draft, then I want to be called up, same as anyone else, and I’d think they’d want anyone…

Actually men are subject to the draft, there just has not been one. Also, this is more about Selective Service. Women should have to do it, or be denied money for education, just like men do for the same. That’s the point of the lawsuit... nothing to do with what you said. At all.

It has no basis under the Constitution or any legitimate legal framework.”

If men have to register when we turn 18, women should too. All citizens should.

The point of the lawsuit isn’t really to draft women; it’s to get rid of mandatory Selective Service registration altogether on the grounds that it’s discriminatory.

I almost choked on my water reading this last bit. Fantastic.

You can include an ad between every description but not a single photo?