Citizen: But officer, I was just strolling the aisle in Walmart when I saw a nutjob getting ready to shoot up the store. I was fearing for my life, so I grabbed a baseball bat and hit the dude in the head. He kept moving and appeared to be reaching for his gun, and I feared for my life, so I hit him in the head again.

Well, that makes sense. Remember, McConnell was an outspoken critic of investigation into Benghazi due the past-ness of the events. Very consistent indeed.

Finish carpentry takes years to learn. A lifetime to master.

Heads up: You’re replying to a long term pest with a new account. Flag, dismiss, never acknowledge them.

Sure, but once they arm all these whackjobs, how will they make sure they only shoot the people they want shot?

No background checks either. Are you a felon, out on parole after a violent crime? Is there a restraining order against you protecting the ex-spouse or child you beat to within an inch of their life? Do you need a gun to commit an act of terrorism? Don’t worry, Texas has your back.

Don’t feed the piece of racist shit that is bennyboy, flag and dismiss.

College football rivalries are about to get interesting.

Isn’t the only person to actually kill a BLM protestor with a car a black guy?

Didn’t she watch the news? You gotta go to Florida or Oklahoma to get away with that shit. For now, at least.

Okay, I was half-watching this and when it happened I thought it was a new dance move. I honestly said to myself: “is this what the kids are doing these days?”

Half the runtime will explain Comet’s origin.

Just wow. Just fucking wow.

Still sitting on some toilet paper I scalped last year.  It’s hard out here for a scalper....

People are abandoning him faster than life boats off the titanic. When your only ally is MTG, you are done!

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Really. A nicer guy wouldn’t do this shit.

I love that this law that was being used for against women is now being used to prosecute a rapist. Kudos!

Exactly what I was going to say. :) 

If you know which controls work, then I have to assume you tried them. However, you did not write in the story if you made airplane sounds while working the controls.