I don’t know, I would be scared to punch the guy that lost the fight.  It would take a week to get all the marker ink off my hand.

I think he blew his load. He had  a lot of bumping and grinding going on there. Just post coital exhaustion is my best guess

When the Ref looks more intimidating that either fighter.

Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take you to
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don’t we go
oh I want to take you down to
Kokomo, we’ll get there fast and then we’ll take it slow
That’s where we want to go, way down in Kokomo

I bet he forges a mean battle axe.

Holy shit look at these fat fucks. 

This is the second biggest disappointment involving Kokomo.

Tied for first is literally every person who ever found out about it after 1989.

Does anyone actually enjoy watching Betty Crocker and Tubbs here go at it?

Damn, someone should check for Roids.  Not the fighters, but the Ref.   Dude looks like the poster child for Roids and fake tans.

Ah, good. Let me clarify.

Ah, good. Let me clarify.

Well, I certainly don’t care. If a handful of players earn professional titles, then what’s the problem?

I don’t know if it’s accurate, but this sounds a lot like the douchebags who insist on using the Esq. suffix. No one likes those people.

Right? We’re talking about a handful of players per decade who might earn a PhD while still playing pro sports. And a PhD doesn’t really get you that much (I should know...)

Because once you allow that, then the next thing you know players with doctorates in Biology or Chemistry will insist on being called Doctor. Which fine, I can live with that. But next thing you know people with doctorates in say History, or Philosophy, or god forbid English Literature will insist we call them Doctor…

Why not? Just why the fuck not? I hope his specialty is concussion syndrome and the NFL can see MD after his name attached to a lawsuit. 

Except its even worse than that because in that situation, LeBron James is still a world class athlete.

Again, it’s a serious sport...except when it’s not. Just like all of them. It’s why baseballs are somehow “more aerodynamic,” despite the fact that many purists love 2-1 pitchers’ duels. It’s why the NFL has the game slanted so heavily in favor of offensive players that. It’s why the three pointer was instituted in…

This fight should have been sponsored by dead doves, because I dont know what Dana expected