i work in IT too. just curious, do you work remotely assisting customers, or assist actual employees of your company. I only ask because you casually mentioned backgrounds such as a naked woman riding a horse as a background. At least in my company (and most other companies i have worked), having that as a background…

I could make a joke that there is nothing dirty about the letters P O R N. However, with the prevalence of companies tracking what employees surf for on the web, your point is correct even if no pictures were involved. It is important NOT to click on a link that has those 4 letters. It will always cause the admin to…

Those Yoplait designs are truly awful for animals. (warning, bummer alert. The following is very depressing.) The sides are totally smooth (the animal can’t use it’s paws to get it off, nor can it see, so it can’t use a tree or branch to help itself), the top even has a lip to make it even more difficult to pull off.…

“out-reproducing”. 

You must have grown up in some flat land area like Indiana for this to be considered a bad crash. In West Virginia, this would be considered a very mild crash. Any bike wreck where you didn’t skid about 20 yards down the pavement really wasn’t worth mentioning. When biking there, you are either going 5 mph or so up a…

Agreed. i have never hydroplaned on a bike. (i also have never taken my feet off the pedals going through a puddle, which was the stupidest thing this guy could do.)

F1 does not cancel races due to rain. Because...they purport to have the world’s best drivers, and so if you claim to be a good driver, racing in the rain should be possible, just as driving in the rain is possible. Why a bicyclist cannot race in the rain... i have no idea. It makes the sport much more relatable if…

This man is a true american, just like Mel Gibson

Where is the Vegas line for this? Trump&Sycophants_face_repercussions vs. Republicans_go_full_fascist.

And after Biden rides the trains all day, what shall he be doing in the evening. He’ll be playing the record player, just like the rest of us. But what of the kids, you ask? Federally subsidized cup and ball, for all the kids! (Federally subsidized for no other reason but to piss off the republicans!)

he is the perfect counter point to Biden, who thinks people should just listen to the record player at home.

And every book will end with the following.

John Oliver also showed why they would never actually release the transcript verbatim. The segments where he repeats, word for word, what trump actually says at those pseudo-nazi rallies is actually pretty funny. 5 minutes of nothing but sentence fragments (each one cheered by his moronic followers). The democrats…

I’m surprized they even included that. “official” transcripts of the russia/us press conference also omitted key details, such as when Putin was asked if he meddled in the US elections (and he answered simply, “yes.”)

Japan have way more vending machines. And nearly no hooliganism, which is why the vending machines are so advanced, and plentiful there.

i once tried to fool a co-worker. I found a program that will use a few words you enter to make paragraph after paragraph of nearly incoherent text. (Like the old Eliza machines, which tried to fool you into thinking you were texting a real human.) I printed about 10 pages, gave it to the copy editor, asking him to…

She’s kill something backing up her car, but not before complaining about big government mandating back up cameras in her car, which she taped over, because ... Freedom!

“unattractive tourists”. It’s the midwest, so it’s funny you had to state this.

One of the best conversations i ever had with someone.

As a computer tech, i just want to applaud your isolation of the issue. The institution i work at had a unix email slow response issue. The server admins took 4 months to notice the CPUs were overloaded. Another example, clients (and therefore i) waited once for a full server file restore of 1.2 terabytes. That time i…