But don’t forget, as per the Mercedes Benz web page about the star, “And it’s your opportunity to announce to the world: ‘This is my Mercedes-Benz.’” And without the safety features that were omitted due to your “opportunity”, that announcement may be your dying breath.

I was at foxwoods yesterday. They have a NASCAR car in a walkway, as they sponsor the NH race. Left front tire was sooo deflated. (I took the car’s tire underinflation as an analogy for foxwoods and the other northeast casinos, now that Encore opened in boston. Initially the display looked great, but now ...)

Glad you noticed that too. So rude. “Just gonna squeeze in here, bump you with my shoulder, stand uncomfortably close, start pouring and spilling whiskey everywhere, and now i’m gonna hit ya, for no good reason...” What a punk.

The restaurant should buy some sexually explicit salt and pepper shakers that people wouldn’t want to steal and then display at home.(*&**)

“They let me wear whatever helmet I want to at work as long as I keep my door closed.”

holding the start button will just shut it down. Cool, just like a computer power button. i would never of thought of that. I’ll follow your advice. (Not the advice to read the manual, the advice to hold the start button, even though i drive a totally different car.)
; )

Call it home.

Did you catch Brian Hoyer’s debut with the Patriots? Pretty good. So nice of my team, the Raiders, to put him on wavers, so the Pats could pick him up for ... nothing. And the Raiders then picked up Peterson. Life sucks as a Raider fan. Gosh i hope Davis gets into gambling trouble in Vegas.

Russians would never back democrats. Remember, Trumf lost the actual vote, but won the election. Any country where a minority of people run the country contrary to what the majority of people want will get into a civil war. Russia only wants strife and division, so support the smaller group of people pushing the…

I was thinking along these lines as well, i wouldn’t want to meet him, but if i did, it would probably be to punch him, even in a weakened state.
(and you are correct that it could be justified. dumpf has stated that democrats want to ruin america, so as a democrat, i can only assume his visit is a pre-text to hitting…

Best compliment i ever got was when I was buying the 1st Transporter movie. The clerk at Target looks at dvd, looks at me, back at dvd, and says, “You look just like this guy!” I am only 5'8", but heck, if he said so, it must be. I have since had lots of fun explaining to people that Jason Statham and myself are…

If i remember correctly. Porsche was also the first company to not pay off domain squatters in the early days of the internet. Back then, people would get “GM.com”, and simply offer to sell the domain name to the actual company for $1,000.00 bucks or so. Porsche was the first company to say “Nein”, and on principle,…

No Kidding. Why test a beta? Is Apple giving you money? Do you not run anything important on your computer? Think Apple is going to give you a call out in their press release? You are donating your time, risking your livelihood, for a multi-billion dollar corporation. If Apple gave me a discount on my mac, i’ll be…

No shit. If Trump loses, Trump supporters are going to claim election meddling, fake news (of course), fuck knows what, if they lose. Obama lacked the balls to state that Russia was meddling in our elections, and was clearly backing Trump, as he “didn’t want to influence the election”, which gave Russia carte blanche…

How does one piss in the aisle, and not have at least one charge of exposing oneself?

Same thought, different sport, poker. People think they are on TV, or making some huge decision, sit all day, then finally .... fold. No poker decision should take more than 2 minutes, unless it is a huge all in. If you are already a small stack, either push, fold or leave the friggin’ table.

Could you get me a beer while you’re up?

First, that seems like a rough poker routine for Gary from work to do weekly. (However, as the commenter below stated, Gary from work shouldn’t be leaving a poker game with some money. He should leave with either all the money, or none of it. So the jumping does seem somewhat justified, especially if he hasn’t…

St. Louis Blues also won by simply knocking other players out of the game.
That city ought to take out the “St.” part, and replace it with cheaters!

Another problem with Mazda, their dealers. Some of the worst. Coupled with that, when you get an extended warrenty, the dealer waits until delivery of your new car to tell you that your “Warranty” will be sent in the mail, in 6 to 8 weeks, and if it doesn’t arrive, you have to contact the dealership to see what is…