Best sportsmanship advice i ever got ... “act like you’ve been there before”.

If i remember from this morning, SportsCenter said she parted ways with her coach after the 2 major wins, and unfortunately has bombed out of every tournament since. She seems nice, i hope they can reconcile, or she finds another good coach.

I know guys who work on cars, etc. When they get a part from China, now there is simply a new “tariff” cost on their bill, with the exact amount of the tariff. And these are true blue Trump supporters. They will never get it.

I think i can see where the confusion is, no pun intended. (Read on, and i apologize for pointing out the pun. Unrequested puns are a refuge for the non-humorous. Anyway...)
In winter climates, at least 50% of truck owners raise their trucks, due to snow. (Many of these pickup trucks become snow plows in the winter,…

So, if i understand correctly, this place is buggering you?
; )

No, you can get to the edge, but you are instantly transported via a wormhole immediately to the other side. 

FYI, this is a key line in the 1st episode of City On a Hill...

no shit. Is he on probation? Seriously, one wants to laugh it off, but twice this person has been arrested for violent felonies after feeling he was wronged in some way. If i was the probation officer, with this being his first post, yea, i would ask for some more information.
In front of the parole committee he was…

Hey Joey, this guy thinks his seagulls are better than ours!
Whoa! You think your seagulls are better than ours?

“These are very strong maritime vessels.”
“So what happened here?”
“The front fell off.”
“Well what caused the front to fall off.”
“A big wave.”

This reminds me of the early vibration equipped games for the Game Boy. Nintendo was cool to make the cartridges clear.

The only comment on the instagram photo of them opening in Paris ...

Thank you for ungraying the comment so quickly, and the kind thoughts. I do try to be good, and certainly do no harm, while i walk the earth. I wish i could actively make the world a better place, but admit i am a bit lazy, etc. But i feel strongly that if you do meet someone who is dedicated to make the world better,…

Captain Kirk never saw an alien he didn’t want to have sex with, or alternatively kill. It was almost always a binary decision. The only exceptions that i remember were “trouble with tribbles” (they were too small and furry, but would make awesome cod pieces in a shakespearean play), and the really hot alien who was…

More than likely a sherpa (guide) putting up the tent. Sherpas are vital to most of the current inexperienced climbers, and even experienced ones. (They are usually the first to go up Everest each season, to set ropes, and ladders.) They already saved two peoples lives, as one brought up an extra bottle of oxygen for…

Sprouted potatoes are one of the scariest things on earth. When i was 7, i opened a cabinet door in the kitchen looking for something. 3 foot long tentacles immediately sprang from the drawer. Turns out they were sprouts from potatoes we had forgotten we had gotten.

We hope he is not going to be the nominee. If he is, then i wouldn’t bother voting if i were a woman, since my choice would be between two people who both have been accused of inappropriate touching. The bar would be too low.

I am fairly sure it has always been inappropriate to give sexualized comments, such as “good looking”, to a child under 12. It is uncomfortably close to saying the girl is “sexy”, which is absolutely inappropriate. Women and girls are different, hence why we refer to one group as “women” and one as “girls”. It is one…

Absolutely. He has no chance of getting “blue collar workers” who voted for trump, and a great chance of not swaying women who voted for Trump to change back.
Biden would be awful in a debate with Trump as well. I swear i am changing to independent if the democrats bequeath the nomination to Biden before California…