The new Taylor Swift.

famis

She had a similar reaction to their James Cameron joke two years ago:

I can't believe she even has to explain her reaction - seems as normal and clear-cut as possible - but I guess that's Jimmy Kimmel for you.

i swear to christ, i was thinking this this morning "i wish i had more opportunities to say A LIKELY STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' and lo and behold. so here i go.

her natural gasp is like

If you cocoa butter the shit out of them maybe you don't get them as bad? I don't know. I'm a 28G (that's not as big as it sounds, but it's generous) and I don't have any now. I had them as a teenager when they first got big, but they've faded into obscurity now.

"Break that mercenary glass ceiling, girl," staff writer Kelly Faircloth commented this morning

See folks, it's really Kurt Busch who is the victim here—he's the one who should get a restraining order (to say nothing of seeking out the protection of a ninja clan).

Also frigate birds

It is a bird, a male Sage-Grouse. That is its mating dance lol.

You know what's bullshit? She doesn't have any stretchmarks on her tits and I do.

erjakjgfjfjadgfijfibjg WHAT IS THAT?

All this reminds me of is this bird called a Sage-Grouse.

in re: requested memo-

JWP. (Jesus would puke).

I am a total dork and tried to answer all of these questions independently to see if I could fall in love with myself.

I think Kim is asking all those questions right now.

Uh YUP!!! Axed one of my bride's maids after I found out her boyfriend was holding people up at ATMs and was an actual cat burglar. UM NO, you are not allowed to bring this guy to my wedding, and I cannot have this association with you at all. We found out later he had been casing out her friend's places so he &…