Everything you post is gold.

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Who did they entrust to do the photoshopping? Is there some super-enlightened Orthodox guy working for the newspaper who can handle looking at female politicians without being overcome with lust?

Maybe just shopped in a potted plant. You know, something less offensive than a human woman

Right, because Angie, in her fucking ankle-length coat, is just such a threat to modesty.

I would like to see an example of these services before I join.

MENTORING.

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

i wonder if he knew tho

She's probably rucking around the outback right now with nothing but a duster hat and a smile.

colin did you know that lobsters REALLY ARE undersea bugs tho

To survive a war, you gotta become a war.

OMG THAT LAST ONE

Hell, even Vladimir Putin takes cooking lessons from her.

She's going to be stuff of BCO legend.

this one reads like a B-movie feste...

She once won with a semi-automatic pistol.

She plays Russian Roulette with 5 chambers loaded.

In her spare time, the chef from David's story enjoys Russian Roulette, eating glass, and arm-wrestling silverback gorillas during their mating season.

We need to get that last chef on here. She sounds great.