Bribing an employee to have them give away their employer’s stuff for free? You realize if they get caught they are going to get fired for it right? It’s essentially theft.

[RAPS] Something, something, something...

“oh hey, kids. Who would you rather have as your dad? This guy, who was in a little known band in the 60’s, or KURT FUCKING RUSSELL?”

I think, in context, she’s saying that *she* would look like a malnourished bird if she lost a lot of weight.

I would love nothing more than to see Hillary nominate Obama to the Supreme Court.

And more importantly, did Lena Dunham really wake up at 1 PM on a weekday? Gurrrrrl...

Lena Dunham, the perfect candidate to make gay marriage about herself.

I just used this on a pissy commenter on ROYGBIV earlier and, fuck it, it’s still relevant:

My only hope is that our spiteful little governor and his dim-witted attorney general will go to such lengths to deny equal rights that they end up committing an impeachable offense. Also, right down the road from the Texas State Capitol, Austin City Hall looks like this:

Liberty and Justice don’t give a fuck what you think, Texass public servants.

“WaAaAah!!!! We have to start treating Gays & Lesbians like human beings! WaAaH!!!”

Why did nature make ‘em so damn cute, so damn deadly ?
GOD DAMN IT NATURE

I think a LOT of bears are going to have a good time this weekend.