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Why is there always some snark police? Can't the writers have the freedom to write in whatever tone they want?

But why couldn't he be dating actual Fran Drescher because that is so much more interesting.

Damn Sam. Shave yo neck.

“Shadows were removed” lol if the photographer knew what they were doing, they could do that with lighting and not have to do it in post.

So if ur friends with pinkham on Twitter you get top comment?

Ok Samantha Harris wins saddest description

LOL. Oh Asslee...

Haha no I saw it a long time ago and was reminded

I hate myself but kimmy kakes with her circa 2008 face is a great jasmine. The performance bit might be lacking, but being purely superficial...

Lots of perfect humans with perfect diets on the Internet

All of this is just adorable

You usually hate about others what you hate about yourself...

nvm

I googled Jimmy Fallon’s ethnicity out of boredom. Turns out he's Irish? Crazy. I thought he was Asian.... Please don't tell me I'm the only one.

This is why I just work at work. I don’t socialize. I can’t stand those who sit around socializing at work.

I feel you :/

I’ve had severe depression my whole life but I’ve never had the money to get actual diagnosis/treatment/therapy. I’ve just had to struggle through it. Couple that with never getting any compassion/empathy from loved ones, only anger and frustration. It’s been a rough fucking life. And people wonder why I’m a bitch all

Holy shit my nerd boner is ragin

I know it’s annoying when us white girls are like omg I love your hair/I want curls like yours, etc. But omg I love her hair. Makes me want to do a Rachel Dolezal.

Elijah wood is still alive goodtoknow