you probably shouldn't take an ambien before your voiceover gig

My first thought was Kim K cuz she said they were friends a bunch of times a few months ago. Seemed so thirsty at the time. But dis butt is a bit too uh peach?

I’m honestly surprised people put their phone down long enough these days to do yoga

And free drinks for the poors juggling multiple minimum wage jobs! No? Damn

Holy dad bod Batman! Kinda HAAAAAAWT. Can’t wait for this movie it looks awesome!,,,, yesssssssss.

Legit fear. 31, still not financially stable, want to get married, have kid, but not possible. Time goes by. Eggs die. Could I be 36+ and pregnant? If I'm lucky, I get a 20 yr old kid when I’m 56? Yikes.

wow fucked that one up.

This is the most horrifyingly disgusting thing I just can't I have no fucking words

I think you’re assuming I am anti Obama, which I am not. Voted for him twice, and still support him. He has been an incredible president, and his speech/singing was very moving. But I am also an atheist, and personally I think we can all be decent to one another without religion.

I’m getting whiplash with everyone going from all the Dugger/quiverfull hate to all the support of this particular church and all the love the prez is getting for singing/preaching. Religion bad/good/sometimes fine?

hot topic. Haha. I die.

Wouldn't this hit you in the nose once you get down to the bottom of your drink?

That video is so infuriating for so many reasons, one being I'm sure she's against welfare, and that just makes no fucking sense.

This doesn't make sense to me. Michelle thinks it's hot that Cara came out, but isn't Michelle still in the closet? She never actually admitted to being bi/dating Cara.

It amazes and kind of frustrates me to see people who are apparently “sad all the time” (his words) on the inside, but still so active and successful in life. I’ve had severe depression and anxiety my whole life and I’ve also missed out on a lot of life because of barely being able to get out of bed most days. But I…

Aww I remember when she was soooo popular when she was on desperate housewives. Now look at the poor thing.

Is is this an actual photo though? Or does it have a note in tiny print saying its a photo illustration depicting what a possible confrontation might look like? We need to know.

There’s been breakup rumors about this boring couple for years! But they are always pictured out together and I don’t watch the show but I’m pretty sure he’s still on there. So wtf already? But I guess the same thing goes for always pregnant Jennifer Aniston. It’s a tabloid.

Hot damn.

Wish I could afford the luxury of therapy