dontgetdeadd
Don'tGetDead
dontgetdeadd

These fucks make it so damn easy. I love it.

“This will make ISIS really love us now!”

You would think that any rational person would question a strong belief of theirs if it so happened to align perfectly with ISIS.

When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.

O man, Fox News crowd is shitting their pants now - traditional marriage is over, the war over Israel will start at sundown, the dead will rise from the grave, and all those fucking conservative ass hats can literally take a shit and eat their shit, then die. GO PROGRESS!

I hope birthing this one rips her from her p to her a.

Wow. It’s almost like abstinence-only education doesn’t actually work. Who knew?

And so what if she spends the rest of her life “figuring it out”? Her body, her life. Bonk who you want. Nothing to see here.

I can honestly say I’ve never seen utensils crossed over the plate, not once. Napkin on the plate is the one I’m familiar with.

Or just say “no thank you.” That’s totally OK, too!

I’m guessing you like a lot of caramel in your frappuccino.

And some people will penalize their server if they don’t remove an empty plate, because they believe they’re being ignored and not taken care of. Not magically being able to read your personal preferences is not bad service. If punishing your servers because they’re unable to read your mind makes you feel like a big

That’s the thing, though: some people want it taken away, and some people don’t. Both are valid options! Neither customer is wrong for either preference! You do you!

Why should your friends have to wait for you to finish before getting their drinks or desserts? You and the writer of the WaPo piece have a serious case of Special Snowflake Syndrome. Also, servers are not your servants, no matter how much you want to argue semantics. If you treat them as such, you deserve whatever

Does this motherfucker not understand that this is what WE ARE EXPECTED TO DO BY EVERY CUSTOMER? Every time you complain about us taking away your dirty dishes, we get complained at 500 times more for not removing fucking garbage. You OCD weirdshits.

It’s good to see Dermot Mulroney working, though!