Fake News.

I liked “David Dennison”.

Trump exceeds at one thing, talking the language of the lowest common denominator.

Gotta be honest; I’d watch the hell out of Sri Lanka’s Got Concussions!

Nothing will ever, ever top “vibrating bologna loaf.”

Not even the best political nickname giver of his White House staff. That goes to Rex Tillerson, who nicknamed DJT, “Fucking Moron.”

All hail Emperor Tinyhands I.

Chris Cillizza is the Ted Williams of ratioed tweets.

But he might be the Michael Jordan of receiving hilariously demeaning nicknames. I prefer “bipedal cheeto of a president,” but your “Boston Creme donut that has figured out how to watch television” is very good.

I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger.

Yes, but the baseball Jordan version.

The “snowflake” insult from conservatives is and always was pure projection. And projection is one of the main pillars of conservative propaganda.

They would be deeply offended by your characterization of them getting high, which is only for weak-minded liberals.

And in those infrequent moments when these fragile little wusses aren’t whining about everything being so unfair, they call others snowflakes.

Conservatives control the White House, Congress, the Supreme Court, the majority of state legislatures, the majority of governorships, and run the highest rated cable news channel. Obviously they are being oppressed.

When everyone knows how to pair their phone to their car stereo.

“Goddammitt!!! Wrong tunnel.”

this is a question that’s been included in every Census since 1965...

Has he run out of weird right-wing stuff to star in?

If the Belle tolls more than twice, it’s considered playing with yourself.