That devotional candle site has a deep bench, from Lemmy to Leia, it just keeps on giving.

“trum•pó”

The more I watch it, the more I’m convinced this guy is a MacEnroe.

Impressive commitment to dropped g’s and d’s, right out of The Plain Talk Style Guide.

Now is the time for a third party candidate to split the difference and heal the nation

Or is query naive?

Tad OT, but that Viktor Frankenstein movie with James McAvoy and Harry Potter opening Wednesday looks pretty good.

5. Always keep some White-Out handy.

http://deadspin.com/the-best-and-d…

Is it me, or is Yaysayer like a 21st century Yes.

Everyone trying to correct you probably thinks the Panthers are 9-0, too.

I think Satanists are waaay funnier, tbh.

A schism in the church! Those never go well :(

“3 day French work week”

Perhaps the old gentleman mumbling about dinosaur food meant “paleo” when referring to the Mediterranean spread of proteins and vegetables. Were there any starchy foods on offer? Yes, I am just as boring in person.

Couldn't afford the actual meme :(

I know the special effects on the eyeballs are supposed to weird me out, but that mustache is downright unnerving. Good song though

Can we somehow get some Satanists involved in this? They always improve these types of stories.

adding that none of the Democratic hopefuls had received such scrutiny.