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I like babies who don’t have cancer. Sad!

I guess the Trumps just giving that money to St. Jude’s is out of the question.

Let’s see more of this please. I admire her guts, and she definitely earns her pay. I’m a recent ‘Shameless’ convert and I think her character arc is the strongest thing about the show (honestly If I see one more Gallagher self destruct after making a modest advance I’m switching to the British version)

Who’s to say Jill Stein couldn’t benefit from a recount if millions of illegals voted? What if 123 million illegals voted for Trump and Hillary (we all know that Hillary had 800 million of them queued to enter the country in the first week of her presidency)?

Alas, they’ve already picked a Secretary of Education.

I wish I could be one of those millenials who could afford to have a niche interest but instead I’m buried under so much student debt, I’ll be paying it off until 10 years after I’m dead (I did the math!). Instead, the most luxurious thing I did this week was buy a dusty bottle of Yellowtail from the gas station by my

Dude, I vividly remember when Gen X was the lazy generation that had it hard. That was before we invented the dotcom bubble, I guess?

Anyway, anyone who thinks that the millennials are special snowflakes in this regard (either in terms of their supposed bad/entitled attitude about life or in terms of the hardships

This! We can’t save the world if the idiots who messed it up are still kicking/messing it up further.

This doesn’t seem to be specific to millennials at all. It’s boomers who didn’t fucking die off fast enough who are wrecking the damn place.

First Thanksgiving minus Grandma - the uncles tried their best but fucked up the stuffing. Everyone was so earnest and awkward - I didn’t cry when she died, but I cried myself to sleep Thanksgiving night.

For real. We’ve been to a number of weddings lately, where the sisters are each others best friends. If I ever get married, I don’t I will even invite my sister.

Thank you! Friend-families are... idk, I don’t believe in God or fate or anything, but they make me wonder

My uncle then proceeded to mansplain the law to me (I’m a lawyer)