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Haaa at the very predictable AVclub scolds in the comments who are mad at too much sex in music (but somehow only when Black women do it). I knew yall’d be here, I could set my watch by you. To that I say: have you ever listened to music? Like, any music? Humans have been singing about sex for as long as we’ve been

I’ll never forget the massive letdown that is AV Club: The Kinja Years.

Would like to put in a plug (no pun intended) for “Cecil B. Demented” by John Waters as a film that is better than many on this list and involves obsessed fans. Wanna-be renegade film directors who worship other indie renegade directors kidnap a movie star to force her to be in their movie. 

I mean, he’s not wrong. He’s been incredibly lucky. There’s nothing that can happen to him at this point. It’s not like he’s going to spend a minute in jail. He could go to sleep on a Scrooge McDuck style pile of money every night if he wanted. He’s able to find pockets of industry acceptance where he can still be

My default reaction to Harwell after that video was “fuck that guy”. Then I found out about his kid dying and you know what I’d probably drink myself to death too.

Hey now, you’re an old fuck, grab your iPod and hit “Play.”

...where, over the rainbow

...thing in the way, she moves.

SOME…

Canon? Cannon? Canon? Cannon? 

We just started watching KCFH and it's so fucking good!

PSA: If you catch any of the AMC+ programming on HBO and think about subscribing, wait until Black Friday or Christmas/New Years. For the past few years they’ve always run specials where it’s like $24 for the year.

Eh, I didn’t think I was old when I turned 30. I could still do most of the physical shit I could do in my teens and 20s.

Lotta salty old people in the comments forgetting how old you think you are when you turn 30, but it really is a system shock: you spend your 20s thinking you’re an adult but still acting like and being treated like a teenager. Around 30 people start treating you like a regular adult, and one bad night of sleep can

Would Alanis Morissette be the Joker or Darkseid in that version?

Look, the only way I’d give a shit about Affleck Batman is if he were still playing Batman, but with Matt Damon as Robin, Jason Lee as Gordon, and Alan Rickman as Alfred - and, of course, written and directed by Kevin Smith. 

I got a Bananarama notification for this?

Can confirm the madness that is driving in the Dominican Republic. But what’s really remarkable is the chill demeanour maintained by the taxi and bus drivers there. I guess you can get used to anything eventually, but I was losing my shit in the back of a taxi in Puerto Plata. All the while the driver is singing

When watching older movies in my household (three teenagers), we’ve always referred to them as “’80s PG”. You might get some bad words like shit, bitch, a couple f-bombs plus maybe a boob flash, but still not an R like it would be today.