So you’re saying you were not entertained? 

Every Max stream should start with this shit!

Who can forget the enormous power Rosemary Clooney wielded in 1980's Hollywood when George Clooney got his start? Studio executives cowered in fear that she might sic Danny Kaye on them.

I don’t see a whole lot of SAG going on there.

They’re already remaking Looper?

I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your parents are gonna love it.

Did you see? Did you SEE, Ugh?! Look! Robin Wright walks right up to the camera in the first five seconds of the trailer! Look at her FACE! She looks not a day over 26!

When I was a child I thought Spaceballs was one of the greatest comedies ever made. When I reached maturity I thought Spaceballs was one of the worst comedies ever made. When I achieved wisdom I realized Spaceballs is on of the greatest comedies ever made.

It could also be called Spaceballs: Episode Five... Thousand

I hope that this means that we, as a society, are starting to abandon arena concerts because, honestly, it’s the worst way to experience music. I’m GenX and it feels like that is when arenas really blew up. I went from watching bands scream at me, a few feet from my face, to hearing that they were playing as tiny…

Still, though, all the legal fire is kept pointed at Netflix

Agree with you on Falcon and the Winter Soldier being better than people give it credit for. Now, I mostly enjoyed it because Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, and Daniel Bruhl used every ounce of their collective and considerable charm and charisma to lift it above kind of a muddled narrative (the Flag Smashers…

Don’t forget:

9. There’s a new Black Panther! But everyone knows it’s a sad substitute for the guy we were building things around and also the actress is completely nuts.
10. Thor has a daughter! But that movie sucked too.
11. Star-Lord is still kind of around! But without all his friends that were the best parts.
12.…

Means, meet the new AV Club, the same as the old AV Club from 7-8 years ago. But starkly a world different than the OG AV Club from 2005. We don’t even talk about the dinosaur era AV Club circa 1993.

In a decade of amazing soundtracks I think Lost Highway might be my favorite overall.

The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man:  A Knives Out Mystery.

Ehh. I’ll wait for Bawitdaba: A Knives Out Mystery (2028).

The Village Green Preservation Society: A Knives Out Mystery

In Held ‘Twas In I: A Knives Out Mystery

Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey: A Knives Out Mystery