They drove a dump truck of money up to Ali's house! He's not made of stone!

Pretending?

Let’s just say the script moved Ali ... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

Two movies?! What do I look like, a Rockefeller?

My go to for a substitute would be 2 Fast 2 Furious. Looking back after all these years, holy shit, what a title.

I haven’t seen Green Book.

Aw man, cut me some slack, the siding guy said he’d break my thumbs if I didn’t go with vinyl!

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to apply satin latex paint to the exterior of a house.

They call me two-coats, two-coats.

That’s a real nice coat of paint ya got dere. I’d be a real shame if somebody came along and painted over it.

Yes! This is the movie about the exciting, competitive world of house painting that I’ve longed for!

Oh, don’t give me any of that racist crap! My husband and I gave money to Colin Powell!

Seriously?  Again!!!

Dear Virginia -

Say what you will, but dogs know GOOD PEOPLE when they see them. They also know POS people. AOC is clearly dog-love worthy, and this says a lot about how even more awesome she is!

My nemeses call me “Fapperhand”.  I can explain later.

The Great Emancipator... of panties.

I was sexually attracted to a statue of Grover Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions. 

best known as the goofy, fun-loving bass player for The Monkees

White people are just lazy. Look at all the coal miners. They could move to a state like Georgia that has a severe shortage in agricultural workers and make money. Do they go? Nope. They just cry for their handouts. Obama gifted them job training programs. Did they take advantage? Nope. Just demanded welfare.