Hey! Thanks for the suggestion!

I recently pummeled my testes with a bag of marbles because I was dissatisfied with the Keurig flavors the admin has been buying for the breakroom.

Real victims of real hate crimes really appreciate it, Jussie.

Clearly the Ghost of Eazy E needs to weigh in on this.

I’m going to see if I can get my hometown to install a bench for Yahoo Serious.

Jon?

Getting any Goop notification is your own fault.

Peak caucasity

I got a Goop notification for this?

Her kids now sound like accessories.

I almost gagged reading her self-praise about her having bi-racial and black kids and her selfless work for poor Indian people.

Conviction (remix)

I believe he can fry.

If she did make good on her threats, it would have been real awkward when his fellow police officers showed up to burn a cross on his lawn and lynch him.

This makes me sad. Summer of ‘69 was such a great song, not sure I can enjoy it in the same way.

I don’t know why we have to drag the GoBots into this, what did they do to deserve this?

As always, Fuck ICE.

The Grays are really in their feelings about this one huh?

How much do I like this news? - A Lot.