This is such bullshit and you know it

I’m pretty much here to point and laugh.

I hope nobody recites terrible high school poetry at my funeral.

I’ve always been very, very confused about all these affair rumours over all these years. He’s no way attractive. Maybe some women are attracted to his power and status? I don’t know. Because I definitely wouldn’t go there.

They all need to stop sullying lemonade — the most delicious and wonderful drink on the planet — with this shit! Lemonade did nothing to deserve this.

I am so glad I am too old to know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Yeah how dare some old bitch get mad at people calling her a whore and talking shit to her kids!

Why does anyone care about Jay Z and Beyonce’s marriage? They’re narcissistic celebrity trash. I don’t understand why anyone should care whether they’re cheating on each other or what.

I just had to unfollow a normally intelligent woman on twitter who went on a 50 tweet storm about how Jay-Z cheating on Beyonce was everyone’s fault — from Rachel Roy to colonialism to “The Patriarchy” — except Jay-Z’s. Fuck that pathetic excusing bullshit. He’s a grown man. If he cheated on his wife, he is the sole…

Typical to attack the side chick and not the POS cheater Jay Z

Also as a side note I feel like the word *drama* gets used in a really gendered way, specifically as dismissive of women’s voices, feelings, experiences.

I mean you can. But I think it wouldn’t really be fair.

I know I will get shot down for this, but here it goes:

The real travesty here is the fact that the album is only available on Tidal. What a joke. Jay- no one wants tidal. Stop trying to make us get it. NO.

All of this is just gross. Like, if Jay Z wants to cheat, fine. If Beyoncé wants to write a passive aggressive lyric about that, fine. If Rachel wants to brag about it on Instagram, fine. I. Don’t. Give. A. Fuck.

I changed all my account descriptions and usernames to Beckywiththegoodhair.

I wasn't aware having ink put into your skin had anything to do with work effort or studying skills.

Tattoos hardly indicate anything.

I guess it’s only a matter of time before an actual one in a million case comes up...

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