I hope you just called them all “Dick” in response
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men can’t math. got it.
I’d hate to see what he’d have to say about Cate (‘Goddess’) Blanchett.
Tabloid headlines any day now: Keira Knightley’s Secret Three Boob Shame
for a long time, she really annoyed me too, but i realised I ended up going to see just about everything she was in, so i just made peace with it.
That may well be some of the finest writing I’ve ever seen on Jezebel.
oh shit I’ve been doing it wrong
well if his book thing wasn’t just the ultimate in Ladybonerkilling... that or “I’m thinking of voting for Trump”, I guess
would love to see Jamie v Tormund smackdown for Brienne’s affections.
your time is precious! he’s just a dumb troll trying to steal it from you.
no you are an asshat. sorry.
oh come on writing those hundreds of thousands of words is DAMN HARD especially with all the pressure to try to be funny and interesting.
wait, do you mean squee as in “omg those puppies are so cute squeeeeeeeeee” because if so NO, “we” hate Taylor now. I think.
Bitch, I’m Madonna
men fighting other men and men pretending to be women
Ignore the guy with a penis (Nicole) who wants to tell you how to feminist.
Why do you have a female username when you’re a guy with a penis? And why do you think it’s okay to talk down to her?
yup, they’re pretty much BS. who actually fits into those shapes anyway? According to Trinny & Susannah, I’m a pear-shape, typically possessed of a flat tummy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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