i was just about to post BURN THE WITCH

Totally off topic, but her fake tan turned out real nice.

Ms Blanchett had a lucky escape

Kate Bosworth, anyone?

Umm, David Gandy, Jamie Dornan?

Best known for how they wear their underpants, 50 Shades notwithstanding.

That headline is giving me nightmare flashbacks to statistics class.

That is all.

An unexpected Firefly gif/jpg never fails to brighten my day... cheers!

I don’t know if his answer is a red flag, but the fact that you’re asking and concerned about his answer (or seem to be concerned) might be relevant.... but i’m just a rando on the internet and maybe i should stfu.

And not exactly progressive either -

Atheism - just as patriarchal as religion.

I’ve just decided Hyacinth Bouquet is not a feminist.

You had nothing to apologise for! Great post.

Hyacinth Bouquet seems determined to the be Richard Dawkins of Jezebel. Atheists like those two are enough to turn me religious.

I also suspect s/he is liking their own posts.

I think we should sue all the good looking people for (a) rejecting us (b) bagging all the hotties themselves (c) making us look bad by comparison

probably none of that makes any sense but fuq it

In the future, people will choose their children’s names based on which google accounts are available. Truth.

Jezebel is never past that. On threads like this, the comments seem to only ever be about point scoring.

i dunno i think it might be more like chewing tobacco and spitoons and ball scratching

Fox news headline: Obamacare causes cancer

PLAGIARISM

He’d have had to turn in his man card. CAN’T LET THAT HAPPEN.