Piglets are just adorable. This guy just needs to STFU.

i wouldn’t lick his blood, it probably tastes like poop, ugh

this is why men can’t science

I know someone who needs a special cup of coffee

i would too but it’s probably just really really lame

lord but my days are too short to be clicking through to this dickwad’s site!

holy sh1t that’s amazing

yah it can be solved by picking up the phone unless they’re VAMPIRES

oh god, looking back, that was so hilarious. Jondalar, chief de-virginiser of the whatyamacallit tribe lolololol

XD that’s so cute (and i mean that in a totally non-sarky way)

They could make a show out of it - it could be the real life Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

i’m pretty sure religous orthodoxy they should be covering it so they don’t give men sex thoughts, the harlots

does that include hugh hefner’s girlfriends?

You are a true friend. I hope they appreciate you.

well Pitchfork does lean towards the wanky and exclusionary in its tone, so, i dunno i guess

Die Antwoord sound interesting, I shall make sure to check them out.

well let’s face it, *we’re* impressed if they can manage to pee in the bowl

Oh god, Liberty Ross knows how to pick em.

because you have to water them and that’s really boring

It’s very low-energy for her. Seems like it needs a kick up the ass.