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Makes you wonder how bad the others were!

and feels so good when you stroke it XD

You are SO fancy I can’t even.

is Miley Cyrus in there somewhere

I reckon they’d say that women should be submissive in all ways at all times to their husbands. Teh seks is just a part of it.

Ultimate fancy bitch gift: silk pillowcase

well, for one thing, ever since I heard that her legs are totally anatomically incorrect, I can never see anything else in that painting.

As a super fancy bitch, I can tell you that the fancy bitch already has the Kyoto Institute book, but that there’s never enough Veuve to go around. She might even share it with you. Get fancy, bitches.

I catch it fine. Maybe y’all need your ears syringed?

The American Revolution ?? I was talking about the American anthem.

Cos I don’t think the French national anthem should be decided by Americans.

Nah man, I have a problem with slavery. You don’t????

She negotiated that she wouldn’t have to travel for work as she’s too busy volunteering to build houses. Oh wait no, she’s too busy writing snarky articles for Gawker Media.

I’d be inclined to leave that up to the French, their nation, their anthem.
I am wondering about the status of this tho:

He is totes my black ops imaginary boyfriend. He should be everyone’s black ops imaginary boyfriend. Could there even be a better black ops imaginary boyfriend?

I feel like you’re not taking this seriously.