It’s a soft G, like Rangers with an “i” instead of an “a”

Uh, Tom Ley still works here

Does that matter? This is Jezebel

Because he’s more valuable, not because he’s not a dickhead.

But this was a hockey broadcast in the New York area, so Deadspin writers actually may have been forced to watch it

Ryan McDonagh crosschecked Wayne Simmonds in the head a few games ago — let me know when the league suspends McDonagh, and then you can start arguing for discipline on shoulder-shoulder hits