DISMISSED. You fucking troll

There was a reason I left out details, but here we go. He also sexually assulted me & he wasn't squatting. There was a house upstairs, a full decorated & lived in kitchen I had to run through on my way out. He fucking kidnapped me.

I had another name before Suh but I honestly can't remember what it was, it was the 1st post I ever made.

That's something I've struggled with for a long time, but he could have called 911. Also I left out a lot of details.

One time I got broken up with by my long-time crush after officially dating for one whole day, yep. He strung me along for a long time before that happened. He broke up with me while in his car, after a party. (so I was drunk on 2 40oz of Cobra I think) He said we would never work together or something, I mostly…

Umm women are not pets. I'm married to a "puppy dog beta guy" I guess.. Although I would just call him a virgin introvert when I met him. He treated me with respect, never ever creeped me out. So apparently there are women out there that want "beta guys" but guess what.. they don't want scary, creepy, psychotic dudes…

This post is actually really fucking offensive to men! They are not pets

I've had sex with not one, but TWO gay guy friends. I am a woman and they were not bi. I was horny, they were curious about it. Let's just say that no one finished or maintained an erection lol

He was in my side bar "people you might know" type thing. We had 2 friends in common. I followed him, he followed me back. We always liked each other's tweets & retweeted each other. One day he tweeted about being a 23 y/o virgin and I was super interested in that. I had really awful jealousy issues in all my past…

No one cares about the needs of a crying man-baby! Sorry bro. Why are you even on Jezebel? Did you get lost on your way to a Deadspin circle-jerk?

Met on Twitter, married for 4 months now. Not exactly a dating site, but definitely the Internet!

When I bragged on Facebook I did it because I was happy & I wanted everyone who ever bullied me/ treated me like junk to see that I was happier than them. So for dick reasons, not insecure reasons. #notallbraggers

His dick looks like when I get a free burrito at Chipotle on Halloween for dressing up, it's free so they totally skimp on the meat & you get a tiny lil burrito like this.

Maaaan why doesn't that kinda thing happen around here? I wouldn't mind some ground up opium in my food! *Wink wink nudge nudge* Taco Bell

One time I took the spray nozzle off a generic brand degreaser kitchen cleaner & squeezed the bottle into my vagina after unprotected sex. I didn't have access to anything else, I was freaking out & I thought it would kill the sperm. I didn't get pregnant but my vagina was on fire for awhile. I dunno if I did…

I have the exact same job as this woman, we have zero medical training FYI

I had an upper endoscopy procedure done a couple months ago. It involved twilight sedation which was some drug cocktail including Propofol. Before they knocked me out- I saw a "pee pad" down on the hospital bed. From working with the elderly, I knew what this was. I asked if it was for uncontrollable bodily functions,…

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