no she is referring to the “it” as herself which is why i wrote that she was deploying black men as “both object and misogynist,” although i’m mad now that i didn’t write “both object and objectifier,” as parallelism would have been better writing. fuck.

Because it takes months to get in, it costs loads of money, even with insurance because a single tylenol costs $400, and because most doctors aren’t Dr House and don’t end up finding out what’s wrong with you until 4 years later because they always pick the easiest option instead of running full tests, etc etc.…

Because it’s expensive.

I like how she thinks animals are worthy of respect and inner lives, but thinks outing a closeted gay man is ok because despite his status as a glorified accountant he is somehow "powerful" enough to warrant outing.

Regarding animals in the same terms as people of color might be Jezebel’s hottest, freshest, whitest take yet.

Between yoga workouts, a privileged white woman wipes off her cucumber facial scrub, sets down her glass of Prosecco, and widens her eyes at her latest brilliant epiphany.

This is NVC’s NVCest article to date.

agreed but also what an awful headline—not only hinting that the attractive/successful/and talented have no basis for depression & suicide, but also hinting that their suicides are somewhat more meaningful?

I’m a sex worker by choice. I’m lucky I have the choice and I love my work.

Now I see why Drake went and bought a beard. Shiiiiid I need to find out where he got his so I can start pulling the Serena Williams-es of the world.

The term tribbing sounds so gross. Like some kind of weird alien sex. Frotting too.

Leaving a pre-emptive comment to let salty people know

Wow. So sex. Much friction.

I know that I’m going to regret this, but what is “tribbing”, also, what is “dogging”?

One of the search that confuse me is teen ranked number 3. I don’t think I have ever searched for it. I mean teens are fine but I just don’t see the difference between a 18 year old porn star body and a 25 year old pornstar body.

I like you a lot.

If it’s possible to agree more than 100%, then I agree more than 100%.

Just because a dude is gay doesn’t mean he’s grossed out or has an aversive reaction to women. Platonic showers are a thing!

For a more-hilarious and possibly entirely accurate second, I seriously under-read