I absolutely do say “sym-bee-otic,” and so will you if you want to live under this roof.

One of my biggest problems with Hillary is that she acted like she was owed the Presidency; like she had already earned it and everyone just needed to get over whatever concerns they might have and give it to her.

Let’s be real, no one, not one of them wanted his ugly, ignorant, disrespectful, Orange ferret topped ass there anyway. Now at least they don’t have to draw straws to see who has to sit next to him.

I can’t even begin to imagine being 15 years old and making the deliberate choice to use my own body as a barricade to block gunfire and take bullets in order to save my classmates’ lives.

In the spirit of Holy Week:

Taking you out of the grey’s to school your ass. You scuzzy pieces of white trash were the ones that claimed “economic anxiety” is the reason you voted for bean bag chair ass. Shitty Neighborhoods? You mean the ones your pancakes assed women, shrimp dicked men and latte drinking assholes are trying to gentrify> Boy?…

They lost a son, so fuck off, you whiny little bitch.

That’s like the NBA All Star game of evil motherfuckers 👀

I am that older brother, and I am stoked.

I knew all of them. Get you a nerd who can do both.*

Do you actually believe that?

Is it because I represent everything normal natural and overall seemed by everyone. Or is it ?

I still don’t get why people are acting like Lauer’s firing comes as some sort of a shock. The only shock is that he was allowed to do this shit for as long as he did. The man is a true piece of shit in every way, and perhaps the hackiest non-Fox News anchor around.

Wait, I think I get it. Calling yourself trash is how men deal with the fact that they actually like patriarchy and misogyny because it benefits them. So they show shame and that covers up for the fact that they still want dominance. If you say “I’m trash” and do a little performative feminism, you can avoid changing…

Would you prefer the new cards not be competitive?

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

HELP ME UNDERSTAND THIS SORCERY

How much are you paying in taxes?

I’m successfully well off. I own a home. I make enough that budgeting is easy. I also recognize that I live in a society, and that society helped me get where I am. Schools, roads, health care, law enforcement, unemployment insurance, etc. And since I belong to that society, I am comfortable paying into the system a…