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It happens now, with Story views. We don’t know how many views an influence story gets, so they usually send screenshots. Also, I don’t count likes as much as comments because bots can fudge the numbers (especially if the person uses 30 hashtags). The only people who should be afraid of this are those who likely just

Your comments plant you squarely in the appeasement lane. If you want better, do better. This shit isn’t up to me. Figure it out, white people. It’s on you.

It won’t affect you if you’re a major influencer. It will make it harder for brands to find smaller influencers to reach out to. When I was doing marketing for a small food company, we’d look for people with around 10-40k followers and look at the ratio of likes to see how their content performed.

I generally just ask people where and what they ate because for me the food is generally the best part of any vacation. Also, for pure relaxation, staying home and doing nothing is the best vacation. I know not everyone can allow themselves to do nothing when they are in their own home, but I am NOT one of those

I’m brutally honest about my vacations. Like the time I threw a temper tantrum on the beach when an older couple settled upwind of me and started chainsmoking blunts. Nothing like a refreshing ocean breeze mixed with skunk. For HOURS.

I said this in a comment that will probably say in the grays because Dirt Bag is no longer that fun and therefore is less popular, but I live with my mom because (like Pete) I have a serious, chronic mental illness. I am also employed and we share living expenses. But no one cares about me as much as my mom does, and

He also bought the house for his mom. The frequency of his jokes involving his mom are pretty solid evidence that they’re very close. I know that if I were single and bouncing from woman to woman in my mid-twenties, recovering from addiction, fighting crippling depression and Crohn’s Disease, I’d probably go live with

Plus it certainly sounds like a little stability could help him after his roller coaster of a last two years - addiction treatment, mental health issues, constant reporting on his romantic life.

Why is he worthy of mockery though? I don’t get why this kid inspires such vitriol in people. The only male celebrities I’ve seen get this kind of reaction are the ones who are popular with teenage girls, and it’s like they’re teenage girls by proxy. 

Should I point out that Pete has a serious mental illness, and that living with a parent is maybe not the worst/most pathetic idea for an employed, single adult who struggles with suicidal ideation and other self-harm issues? No? We’re going to continue making fun of everything this person does, even though he’s

So what? Maybe he likes his mom? Maybe she keeps him grounded. I truly think that people who haven’t lost a parent can’t understand how much that experience makes you value the one you have left.

I lost a crown to a Jolly Rancher, so life’s hard all around. 

I really appreciated the *concept* of Bumble, it was a lot less intimidating than the other apps, but in practice the first dude I messaged still responded to an opening question about his golden retriever with a blowjob request, which took off a lot of the shine.

they think it is. i’m a clinic escort in the south and the protesters are constantly yelling at me to stop blocking them from sharing their love and support with the women coming into the clinic. LOL sure. ok.

I’ll admit “ Bumble” has turned me into a shallow ,  man eating ( ghosting , bread- crumbing, cloaking), man- heartstumping snobby bitch ( more than usual ).  But those fuckers had it coming. I’ll get my act together by the fall and seek true love ( and if some on you recognize my pic on my profile .... go ahead and “

This is not correct, and you are also equivocating breaking the law and committing a crime as being the same thing. A driving offense like you described is breaking the law, which in this case would mean breaching civil law, not criminal law. If your girlfriend had instead done something like intentionally hit the

Maybe you ought to work on your profile?

Well, to be fair, if she had gotten an abortion, the movie would have been 10 minutes long.

What!??!!

Helpful and compassionate?!?! Yelling at women telling them they’re baby killers is “helpful and compassionate?” Sure, Jan.