Accurate post is accurate and appreciated.

Grilled cheese is one of the few foods that’s delicious for breakfast, lunch or dinner.

Fucker’s immortal. All those fast-food preservatives, artificial sweeteners, charcoal-briquette steaks, and eclipse-staring sessions have combined into an elixir of eternal life. He’s some kind of lich, now. The only way to be rid of him is to find and destroy the KFC bargain bucket he uses as a phylactery.

They should get the exact same treatment that the French Vichy collaborators got for, and for the exact same reasons.

Trump trying to manipulate Gary Cohn is like Joffrey Baratheon trying to manipulate Petyr Baelish.

You sound like a screaming baby yourself. Grow up.

This is incredibly stupid and unfair. You shouldn’t waste time making goody bags to try to mollify an entire plane because your baby might cry on the flight.

You’re entitled to a seat. That’s all you get. You aren’t entitled to police your fellow passengers or pick and choose who else gets on the plane.

I travel a fair bit, including many long international flights (I’m fancy, I know) and babies never annoy me. Their parents on the other hand....

Honestly IME adults are the fucking worst. The worst flights I’ve spent have always involved entitled asshole adults being rude and annoying. And adults seem to be the ones that start fights after being asked to stop doing something, I’ve never had a 7 year old curse me out or threaten me for asking them to put their…

Also, there is nothing more suspect than a person who gets on a flight without headphones. 

Thank you. I promise to not let my children kick your seat or scream in your ear and I promise to change their diapers only where appropriate and do what I can to reduce the chaos but for the love of god, don’t expect me or anyone else to not have children or for them not to do the shit children do (giggle, talk too…

I am also entitle to not have to listen to your child scream the entire flight.

We should all strive to be considerate to people around us, especially when encased in a small aluminum tube. That means parents do their best to placate kids, and that means everyone else understands that human babies make noise sometimes, and that others realize that bringing that tuna salad and brie sandwich may…

You can’t tell a baby they’re being rude. You CAN tell a 3 year old they are. 

I would much prefer the parents of 3-13 year olds to march onto a plane wearing a sandwich board that reads “I’m aware of my responsibility to make sure my child does not kick your seat, throw food, or otherwise disturb you. Please let me know if I’m failing” 

All men, let's not discriminate based on color.

My only real issue with it, and I think this mistake gets made a lot, is the near constant suggestion that anyone who doesn’t agree with her on the Israel-Palestine conflict is doing so not because of a genuine disagreement but because they’re held in thrall by the money of AIPAC or whatever.

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.

Not broken- working EXACTLY as it was (non) designed.