I’m starting to think Dr. Luke isn’t a real doctor.

I had to go google deep, but I found one of those Microwaves with a camera

This is why we need more scientific education, and not coincidentally, why republicans are so anti science. They want people to fall for and repeat this bullshit.

It’s good that SNL has finally stopped pulling the punches with Ivanka. She’s playing such an active role in the Presidency that she is totally fair game.

I’m still waiting for the Hot Pocket flavored Hot Pocket that is stuffed with Hot Pockets. I’ve been eating warm cheese for a year in order to train my body for such an event.

I can literally look up every single Google voice search I have ever done and have my own voice played back to me so.... no.

“...any number of different ways, and microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera,” Conway said. “We know that this is just a fact of modern life.

thanks, asshole.

My MIL voted for Stein in Michigan. We are not on good terms right now.

yeah, dont care what you have to say. You had an opportunity to exercise your right to express your opinion by voting for the personwho represented your views and you chose not to. Now you get to live in the world that others made. enjoy it, because now, you have no say.

Explain how 3rd party voters and Bernie bros who refused to vote aren’t to blame. Trump’s margins of victory in the closest states were razor thin. Way less than the number of 3rd party votes in those states.

“Just tell me what I’d like to be true.”

The one non-voter I know (who CHOSE not to vote because she’s an ‘anarchist’) likes to go to anti-Trump rallies and fight ‘the man’. I want to tell her she is not allowed to go.

Welp, we told folks what was going to happen if they didn’t vote/voted 3rd party. This is it.

My company is already financially punishes us if we don’t take wellness test, which is fine by me at this point, one less doctors appointment. But generic testing is on a level of “Minority Report”.

I’m just waiting for the day when having a vagina is a pre-existing condition. Hell they don’t want to pay for pre-natal care, it’s not that big a leap.

We must all refuse. It’s that simple, people. We must refuse to take the tests and refuse to pay the fines. And it has to be all of us. We must all refuse.

This asshole just sent out the first big salvo necessary for ethnic cleansing and eugenics: Congressperson from Iowa, y’all.

I’m soooooooo much more excited about this house than I would be about some pre-fab Lennar home that is version 6B of it’s 2017 line, that looks just about identical to every other house in the area. I don’t know what it’s like in other parts of the country, but every new house here is the exact same dark wood\beige…

Nobody cares about your boner.