Can confirm that it’s not a template but that we have lawyers basically on standby like on-call trauma surgeons.

bless your heart, you utter moron.

Can’t tell if you’re an actual piece of shit or just trolling.

One of my friends who lost everything to Katrina and moved to Houston is going to lose everything to Harvey. The last pictures from their house had two feet of water in the living room.

Here’s hoping this was just lowkey shade to Melania as opposed to forgetting about our true Khaleesi, Michelle Obama.

No FEMA or government relief for you. Pull yourselves up by your waterlogged boots and go get fucked. Sorry not sorry.

It just seems like a bizarre way to stretch a thing because your body isn’t being lengthened, it’s being ripped when you do it all of a sudden and all at once.

I coached youth sports and the reason we stopped allowing parents in the arena (we had several adults volunteering and they could watch from outside) was because parents tend to be much more abusive than the coaches. Parents for kids in very competitive sports/leagues not only scream at and humiliate their own…

If you spend some time reading internet comments like I did this evening, you’ll learn that “this is totally normal” and that “I had to do it in cheer/gymnastics/ballet and I turned out fine” and also “if she couldn’t perform splits why did she even try out for cheerleading?”

It’s a waste of time since opinions are generally a defense for libel/slander. I can say “I think you’re a piece of shit” and you can’t sue me for slander. I can’t say “you hit your spouse” if it’s false. It’s a bullying tactic and if you have a lawyer friend in Jersey, it’s probably free.

Ah yes, the ol’ “she’s just as bad” argument. I’m sure she would be out there right now, taking away health care, deporting DACA kids, threatening LGBTQ rights, and ratcheting up North Korea conflict. They’re the same! Exactly the same!

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Literally nobody cares what you think about her tattoos.

I have no special affection for Whedon, I watched Buffy casually when it was on, but Cole’s “essay” reads like a finely crafted fuck-you to your ex-husband whom you hate and harbor lots of contempt for. Understandable, sure, I can’t imagine finding out your whole relationship has been a lie after this many years. But…

Globalist is to “Jew” as “thug” is to dark-skinned person among the set of people who say those things.

This. I live right off Brattle in Cambridge. All my neighbors are democrats, with PP and Liz Warren benefits hosted to left and right of me. But every time there’s Cambridge PD doing a traffic stop that I’ve seen, it’s a black person. Everyone is keenly aware of black families in our little corner because there’s only…

Tiffany Haddish’s story of taking Jada and Will on a Groupon swamp tour was one of the most delightful things I’d ever seen on late-night TV. She’s a STAR.

If she didn’t do that she would barely see her children since she works way past their bed time. If your kid is in school from 8-3 and you work from 3-11, you only see your child for an hour or so a day. He may be home with the kids in the evening so they don’t have to spend even more money on childcare.

It’s not free healthcare you vile piece of shit. She’s a tax-paying Californian. Her taxes contribute to this benefit. Just like, I fear, my tax dollars paid for whatever moron-producing institution you matriculated out of.

I just want to say that you are terrible at math, that’s not how SG&A expenses work or are calculated, and they may be “low skill” jobs but I bet you that Chantel who works at Taco Bell can do this fucking math because unlike you, she probably understands a P&L report. You should be embarrassed.