Never thought I’d see someone tout a polisci undergrad as a basis for any expertise on politics but here you are.

I’ve been working hard on eliminating “crazy” from my vocabulary in the last year because it’s ableist and there are much better words.

It says a lot about Obama as a man that he married a woman who is probably smarter, sharper, and tougher than he is, and isn’t dependent or reliant on him. He’s president but they’re clearly equals. Whereas Trump chooses accessories.

The thing that every one of these moron fucks tells their five year-olds TO NOT DO, they encourage the president of the United States to do. What a time to be alive.

Republicans treat poor health and poverty as if they were venereal diseases of the soul. Both indicate there’s something less-good about you because if you were good, you’d be healthy and rich. Poor, unhealthy Republicans? They’re just temporarily that way, because of the takers, the Mexicans, women, Muslims, etc au…

I don’t have to choose. It’s all terrible.

I thought I’d feel this way too but I just feel sorry for them. I can ride out the next 4-8 years, can they? This is so awful.

Just want to send a special thank-you to all the non-voters and all the third-party voters who just couldn’t get their pure little hearts to vote for Hillary. From every LGBTQ and Muslim and immigrant, thank you. Your principles 100% matter more than their dignity and humanity.

Griner would have, could have, traded her life for his in the line of duty, and if Scalise had his way, her wife and life partner wouldn’t even be allowed in the hospital. She saved his life, and he’ll continue to try and make hers a living hell. She’s too good for this world. This was hard to read but hard to argue…

Knowing how harrowing the road to medical school is for POCs in the United States, having a black doctor that got into and through medical school should put you more at ease — they worked their damn ass off to beat odds that are heavily stacked against them from birth.

That’s literally not what that article or graph say but ok, I guess you have a pretty graph. Of slightly poorer white women. Who get to be smugly cunty to poor brown women. Congrats? Jill Stein voters, in this last election, are garbage to a one. As evidenced by their garbage candidate, who has done jack shit for them…

Incorrect. By removing regulations on kitten-handling, he can now easily and efficiently benchpress a kitten while providing unprecedented value for his shareholders and America.

Nope. The third-party voters in three key states, had they voted for Hillary, would have made Hillary president. These are people who bothered to show up in order to make an asshole point. So fuck them especially.

Women named Jill Stein who live in the affluent suburbs and went to Harvard will always be ok. I’m glad she and her idiotic ilk are “giggling” over the return of for-profit prisons, drilling in national parks, mass deportations, criminalizing poverty, loss of healthcare... Rich white women making “principled” choices…

Go fuck yourself forever. I assure you, men don’t need you crusading around Internet message boards, defending poor, maligned masculinity. Oddly enough, decent humans understand what “men are awful” means while blithering and oblivious false-equivalency toting morons moan about #notallmen. See yourself out, you’re an…

I know exactly what you mean. I think it’s steeped in, culturally, to play off or fend off advances with charm, or using “lady ways” that every woman has a set of go-to tools for these situations. It makes me think of how POCs have a persona for dealing with cops so they stay safe, and isn’t something that while…

My friend’s dog ate through a bedroom door and a metal crate, but she’s gotta eat organic and grain-free and family-farmed.

Every time they ask you something, just say you don’t recall. Works for the AG!

Right?! They have him that Paul Ryan P90X physique when we all know he’s more of a lifetime-of-well-done-steak-with-ketchup bod.

“They aren’t dolls!!!” — guy with action-figure collection.