“Get over it, you lost, librul fat chicks,” says douchebag who wants to continue to fly the Confederate flag. Will wonders never cease?

Linda McMahon is testifying for her confirmation today, this is just a WWE lead-in storyline. Good job, everyone!

My fave ever is when my dad friends call it “babysitting” instead of what it is, which is “parenting”.

Women telling other women what to do with their bodies is de facto wrong and illegitimate. There is no need to respect and include views which we find odious. How about NAMBLA feminists? Puppy-kicker feminists? If these chicks are pro-”life”, let them go forth a procreate, adopt the hundreds of thousands of available…

did you......make this?

I’ve been to Nunavut AND San Francisco in April, and Obama’s first inauguration is still the coldest I’ve ever been for extended periods of time. If my heart wasn’t so damn warm and crushed by thousands of other people, I would have left behind an exquisite corpse.

Hysterically laughing at this. Well done.

We do have different ways, and if Trump had expressed a curiosity about the world beyond him in any way, i would be more inclined to forgive not reading. If he were scavenging on a trash pile in the Philippines, of course reading is low on a priority list, but he has all the comforts of the world and not opening…

That’s fine, but it’s more of a “what do you learn from, that informs your world view and your beliefs?” Some people read, some appreciate art, others do it through exercise, or volunteering, or... something. How do you expose yourself to a world that isn’t immediately yours? People who don’t, through any medium, are…

I watched a lot of her testimony today. She is a top-notch dodgeball queen, on everything from college tuition to guns in school to cuts to education, and this. There were other ways to respond to the title ix questions that didn’t include a complete disrespect to the victims of sexual assault that rarely if ever…

Does it still count as sarcasm if that’s the way things are? :(((((

No but seriously, how do you hedge on rape? Is there a nuance around sexual assault and rape that I’m not aware of? Like rape-rape, rapey-rape, and rape-ish?

Shouldn’t he be eating pierogies and borscht exclusively now?

Huh? They’re xenophobic garbage or people who put their economic well-being ahead of other people’s human rights. What’s the big fucking mystery?

I would be SO into Elie Wiesel being well-actually-ed about the Holocaust, were he still alive and on Twitter. Can you imagine something like “@ElieWiesel the Jews in Germany and Austria have moved on, why can’t you?”

You’re right. He hasn’t changed. And at this point, how weird would it be if he was all “jk jk jk, Black Lives Matter, criminal justice reform, voting rights act”?

Seriously. If Trump was our friend’s shitty boyfriend, we’d tell her he’s never gonna change and that garbage people are gonna do garbage things.

Trump outright fucking said that fewer African Americans voted and that this was GREAT for him. He also kept talking to African Americans about inner cities and “ghettos”, as if there were no black middle-managers humping it to the suburbs like everyone else. He’s a fraud and man, I’m the last person to tell the…

Is this why he’s always supervised by someone from his family? It’s incomprehensible that they would allow this to happen.

I have long had a feeling that he is in the early to mid stages of Alzheimer’s, which is terrible and heartbreaking, and not something I’d wish on anyone.