God almighty my life productivity has just decreased by 30% but my happiness has quadrupled. Thank you for this wonderful gift.

Excuse me, FantasySCOTUS?!?! Is this a real thing?

The 5th Circuit can eat shit as per usual. It's the Worst.

Since she was so drunk and passed out, it must have been SO hard for them to not rape her. How did they manage to avoid that?

Did an adult, college-age female write this or is this an excerpt from the fourth Twilight book? Who writes like this? Who thinks like this?

Part of his insane appeal is his awesome family, which makes the lusting a little uncomfortable.

You’re a part of the problem. You mean well, but you fail, completely. As a woman, do you realize how many prescriptive dos and don’ts I must abide by to keep myself “safe” from men? Don't wear a short skirt, don't walk alone after dark (that's 4pm here in February!), don't take my eyes off my drink, don't get drunk,…

Hang on, you were raped at a frat party while intoxicated and you think it’s your fault?! How so? If you got drunk alone at home, you wouldn’t have been raped. Alcohol != rape. Rapists = rape. What level of personal barricade is enough “personal responsibility” to keep from being assaulted? Walking across a campus…

They have, that’s true. But. What if he came to school wearing a TRUMP 2016 t-shirt? What if it was “Feel the Bern”? The litmus test is “disrupting the educational process” and here, that hat may very well be doing that, since it’s upsetting his fellow classmates because of Trump’s particular animus toward…

Should he be, though? I understand loving your child, but defending your child the rapist? I love my husband, but if my husband was convicted of rape, I wouldn’t write a “woe is him” letter.

Oh really? Did men forcibly have sex with you while you were passed out? Get the fuck out of here. Dude passes out at a frat party, they get their brows or pubes shaved, girl passes out, THIS happens. What would 99.9% of men do with this woman? NOT rape her. What do garbage rapists do with this woman? Rape her. It's…

I wouldn’t have given it a second thought if she wasn’t on such a crusade to prove that she’s this or that. Explain to me her attempts to both be fat AND skinny to suit whichever audience, and I’ll be chill with it.

Meh. The Ice Bucket Challenge brought in $115M in donations to the ALS Association, with two-thirds of the money spent so far being spent on research in gene discovery, disease model development, identification of biomarkers, clinical trials, and drug development. This research will go a long way to working on other…

Don’t be a child. If you’re a woman who has ever bought clothes, you know what 12 and what 6 looks like in person. She mentions being considered large, not exercising, and eating a lot in her standup and in her films, and then says “but I’m a size 6 to 8.” Which is it? She’s trying to appeal to women by telling us…

Several times. She's lovely.

I love her and think she’s super hot, but there is no way, by even the most generous measurement, that she’s a size 6 or 8. And that’s fine, it’s her business. But it’s shitty when she makes it a point over and over again about OH MY GOD I’M NOT PLUS SIZE. If she didn't care, she wouldn't make it a topic of her comedy…

I have a 70 lbs bully that is also “kind” and “sweet” but he’s 70 lbs of pure muscle and I wouldn’t let him play with a three year-old because even in “play”, things can go wrong not out of malice, but out of sheer strength imbalance. It’s very sad, but, fucking HUMAN CHILD. I can’t even with the internet comments of…

There’s no reason anyone should have to think of an active shooter scenario as a regular part of school life. Is being a high school teacher (or student!) not hard enough already?

I know I should find this on-the-fly engineering amusing, but I’m sitting at my desk crying like a little girl because I can’t imagine what it’s like being a 19-21 year-old thinking that at any moment, someone can bust through your flimsy barricade and gun you down. We deserve better as humanity.

Meh. I’ve peed in the one stall in a men’s room more times than I can remember. Any port in a storm!