THIS. Post-workout, I’m foul and sore and tired and unfit for human consumption. I just want my protein shake and a shower and to sit on something soft. Where do all these people find the energy to bone?

BUT I’M ANGRY NOW!!!!!!!!

If she values being able to drink and get drunk more than she values her partner and his sobriety, that’s kinda fucked up. I doubt he’s judging HER for drinking, but he should judge the shit out of her for insisting that he be able to as well. Addicts don’t do well with “a little bit”.

That was truly the most offensive part of the episode last night. Shay has a verified problem with alcohol and pills and they’re purposely exposing him to a party scene. Oh, he should be able to drink a little... Your husband is not healthy but you want to make sure YOU can party guilt-free? Gross.

Cooking in a bandeau top under the threat of grease splatter burns is hardcore AF.

Unless you have a life that truly doesn’t allow for healthy food options or time to exercise, it’s silly to imply that you have to be rich to make healthy choices. Gym memberships can be had for $10 a month and nutritionists are covered by many health insurance providers. You can work out at home using YouTube, a…

I don’t subscribe to Fabletics but I am at the gym 6-7 days a week, every week, so I have nasty, sweaty clothes every day and a 60 hour a week job. Having 12 pairs of tights = fewer laundry days.

Except: mathematically and over time, cards behave the same. Your flop doesn’t depend on the dealer, your opponent’s hand isn’t affected by rain, your best hand doesn’t tear an ACL. There is a fallacy here, for both poker (which I play a lot of) and fantasy sports (which I don’t) — that if you’re really good at it,…

So I read that entire piece and other than Metzger being an unmitigated lunatic asshole, the “put me down as pro-rape” thing was very clearly said in jest and with irony. I am a woman and a feminist and I personally don't have an issue with a well-executed rape joke. When they're used to shed light on the issue and…

Please to explain how someone is “pro-rape”. That's the most unhinged thing I've read here in a while.

It can be both. Because tech IS a meritocracy, tech as a duty to encourage and support those least represented to pursue the field as a career choice. Some companies are better at it than others. There are mass initiatives to encourage young women and black women to learn to code, coding boot camps offer scholarships…

Tech is a meritocracy. You either have the chops or you don’t. It’s not about the technical tests, it's about black men and women being encouraged to pursue technology and science as careers.

You know a lot of black women in tech? Really? I work IN tech, in an American tech hub, and I’ve met maybe 2-3 black women computer engineers. There is racism and sexism in tech, no doubt, but I blame this on a supply issue (not enough black women in the STEM pipeline) rather than a demand issue.

This. You have to marry IN law school to avoid this. JD/MRS.

I just don’t think that “all day” he’s “doin math.”

Oh hey, congratulations!

If only. We would have been done before 1 p.m. and had bellinis.

The ‘u’ is such a boner killer in a sext.

My ex is an ER doctor. Men stick their wangs in anything that looks like it may fit a wang. Anything.

Watch this .gif while playing the song: MAGICAL.