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But it's not. It's 3/4 of a year.

Australia is pretty stringent on the making sure you GTFO so their visa requirements include being able to support yourself while in the country and having a return ticket. They make you hand over bank account documents to prove you have a certain amount of available funds. If you're super broke, Australia isn't for

I have so many Bingos. Thank god this isn't a drinking game or I would need a new liver.

Drinking game: drink a craft IPA every time someone comments with "merrrrp just don't use Facebook merrrrrp." You people are insufferable.

Watching my single friends navigate Tindr makes me so happy to be married.

But they're such NICE GUYS.

Surprised that Delta Sigma Theta have taken this position and not reversed. NOT surprised that the Alpha Phi Alpha men are wearing colors and letters — they have a legacy to uphold and also they're awesome.

A+++++++++

I thought gay wedding too but I would totes do the wedding thing again to see the groomsmen try and dance. Not to disparage the medical community but not that many strong dancers there.

WWJD

oh

What if Will and Kate are actual fans of Fieri's Donkey sauce?

I was born and raised in the city before my parents moved to CT and I went to boarding school. I went to college in Boston and decided to stay. I despise New York with every inch of my body. The hot garbage smell in July anywhere but the UES, the people are hateful and rude, if you make friends with someone who lives

can't recommend a company, but I do recommend bringing tissues because you will cry your eyes out from all the feels.

Maybe a rat or a snake? That's exactly my reaction to a spider before I kill it and run it out to the trash. Best case scenario.

I hope Duff invests in a protection detail and some dogs. This isn't cute, it's creepy as hell.

me too! I loved her speech but kept getting distracted by all the things I would spill on an amazing white dress suit.

I would love to be someone's token white friend. I could talk to them about Connecticut and CrossFit and smoothies and Pinterest.

She shouldn't forgive him. Beyond the racist joke, which may have been "just" a joke, what a self-involved jackass, making ANY joke on someone's big moment. I never understand the desire to go BIG. Is sweet sincerity just boring now?

oh, then your comment is extra pointless.