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That's JAMMIN.

This dance video is the best thing that's ever happened to me and I thank you from the bottom of my heart, truly.

I have made numerous good decisions in my life because I had to get back home to feed/walk my dogs.

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That is the most creative curse to unleash on an evildoer. I approve!

Stopped in to write almost exactly this. Hugs to your puppehs.

Absolutely. DCF here is such a disaster, this doesn't surprise me and I'm hoping the children find a good home.

My parents went on a crazy diet while I was studying out of the country for five months. When I came home, my dad greeted me at the airport maybe 60-70 pounds lighter and I busted into tears and shakes. I also get teased for this and it's been 12 years.

He didn't. He told his friend that he "can't make the babies stop crying". The friend told his own mom, who thought there were only two kids living in the house. AND, the horrible mom was supposed to be on the Cape. So the friend's mom went to the house to investigate and saw the kids in squalor and called 911

Hardy's Love is the Pits!

SF is pretty great. In Massachusetts, where this buffer zone lawsuit started, the governor got involved the moment the Supreme Court decision came down and had new protective laws drafted. So far, haven't seen protests in front of the PP in Boston.

I suppose it helps if you're a chipper redhead in Brooks Brothers.

Pro tip: offer to hold the baby for a bit. I've taken LAX to east coast red eye a handful of times last fall and sat next to a mom with a newborn twice. I held the baby and let the mom get comfortable and situated and those little suckers slept almost the entire time. Get your karma on!

Speaking as a woman, both of these guys are fucking gross:

While she has definitely suffered some consequences, I hope she gets a massive fine and some time on probation. It's a miracle she didn't kill anyone.

I am not even surprised anymore when I pass someone going 40+ mph on a major thoroughfare or on the Mass Pike with their head down, clearly reading or sending a text.

He's over at Gawker, too. I'm too polite to hope something terrible befalls him, but I hope something semi-terrible befalls him. Like shingles. Or bronchitis.

" It's so damn easy to explain love, it so fucking gross to explain hate."

My production of Laundry: The Folding, has garnered such praise as "oh, ok!" from my husband and "meh" from my dogs .

I went to Tumblr and created Mimi Productions. I am now a producer. We are all producers. VIP.